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"I had my first rude customer yesterday."

I was meant to leave work at four o'clock yesterday. It had just turned four and I had one last job to do. Suddenly, a little boy caught my attention and made me follow him to his dad in the paint section (I work in a DIY store).

His dad asked me a question (I don't remember what it was). I told him I didn't know and that he should ask someone else. He told me to get someone else to come over. I said that I was busy and was meant to have already left. He said to get someone again. I told him he'd have to do it himself.

He came face-to-face with me and said "JUST GET SOMEONE ELSE!"
Almost taken back, I just defiantly stared back at him and coolly answered, "No..."

And I waltzed off juggling a roll of masking tape to finish my last chore.

I loved abusing Cubist, but everyone thought they were funny with gay jokes. I'm all up for homophobia, but most of it just wasn't funny whatsoever.

True.

That 'Jiggypuff' setup was good though.

But 99% of it was like 'Yeah, Nice Post Cubist. Bet you want to BUM IT'

I either missed that or paid no attention to it.

The whole 'x' thing was funny, even funnier was that most of the forum were right in the end (ooer - sorry couldn't resist it [ooer again]). Must've been the 'BJ in the bushes' reference. :D

I bet your boss gave you a right b#llocking for that, Cubist.











And a left one!

When I was on work experience, there was one particular american woman who came into the shop. She was quite pushy and spoke so quickly that I had no idea what she was saying. In the end, it turned out that she didn't have enough for the 32p paracetomal she was just buying as an excuse to park outside the pharmacy, so she just left.

A similar thing happened with me and milk... woman could'nt afford a 30p litre of milk. Later that day I knocked over a 30l trolley of milk in the fridge. Lucky for me that was my last day.

So you basically told him to beat it because your shift was finished?

"Hi lady, err, our shift is finished now, so you'll have to find some other way to put out this raging fire. We're only paid till 8am"


You do your job, even if you "have" to go.


I'm glad I don't live near you.

The Hibernator wrote:
> EDIT: Double post.

Am I the only one that doesn't see this is as an edited post?

Indeed, cooooldude...