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"I had my first rude customer yesterday."

I was meant to leave work at four o'clock yesterday. It had just turned four and I had one last job to do. Suddenly, a little boy caught my attention and made me follow him to his dad in the paint section (I work in a DIY store).

His dad asked me a question (I don't remember what it was). I told him I didn't know and that he should ask someone else. He told me to get someone else to come over. I said that I was busy and was meant to have already left. He said to get someone again. I told him he'd have to do it himself.

He came face-to-face with me and said "JUST GET SOMEONE ELSE!"
Almost taken back, I just defiantly stared back at him and coolly answered, "No..."

And I waltzed off juggling a roll of masking tape to finish my last chore.

Would you like me to edit, or should I just strip off for you?

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Are ALL you actors gay?

No, not all of us...

I'M not, if it surprises you.

The Hibernator wrote:
> I'M not, if it surprises you.

It does.

so, Cubist, how is life as a racist?

Damn right

I'm polite when at work.
When I was leaving Safeway ages ago, last minute of my last ever shift I told some woman to "stop being a dumbasss and find it yourself".

And I walked out the automatic doors with a strut and a big stupid smile.

I don't know, you'll have to ask him.

If I was racist, I probably wouldn't have called him Asian, would I?

SHEEPY wrote:
> Damn right
>
> I'm polite when at work.
> When I was leaving Safeway ages ago, last minute of my last ever
> shift I told some woman to "stop being a dumbasss and find it
> yourself".
>
> And I walked out the automatic doors with a strut and a big stupid
> smile.

That's exactly what I want to read :D

BURN THE HOMOSEXUAL RACIST!