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"Lord of the Rings hate post"

I really hate lord of the rings! it has brought us 2 things, orlando bloom (good God NOOOOO!!!!!!!!) and as if that wasn't bad enough a race of nerds who would rather die defending its name than realise that any average book made into such an expensive film with rubbish actors (except that guy who plays that guy who was grey but turned white - due to too much gay sex or something) was all terrible!!!

Who can like such a film!!!
Who can think it is a great movie!!
Who can say that "they were brilliant to come up with something like that"

Nothing about the Lord of the Rings movies is good.
They have brought pain into my life, and because friends wanted to see them i saw all 3 films..... thats over 9 hours of my life wasted. I will so regret that on my death bed. But what's worse is people want to see the extented versions. They watch them again and agian and agian and again!!!!

What is good about this :

Film 1
"short hairy poppets have party. King Evilalot goes to war with all life. The best actor dies. The gremlins attack again. Lolypop and suckem'n'see trunddle over the hill of light to mount bad-egg, via swamp stinky poo, river flowseastdontyaknow, over the sea of cumador.

Film 2

"all hope is lost until Dum and Dee and an army of talking trees attack an army production facility like in C&C. The great knight sir ballsgalore lead all man kind over the mountain of fire through the river of eels to the castle of vipirearama, where he, by himself, killed all 32 trillion scro warriors who were sent to kill them for no reason, thus saving humanity, for another little while. He marched to mount freedom and talked to preist godly about his son dild oorg asims."

Film 3

"All life has backs to the walls tryin not to be bugg**ed. But the bad man forgot about that army of ghosts that can not be killed and save all life, until Lolypop and Suckem'n'see finally through an onion ring in some blow hole. Everybody except the best actor go to a dock and have an orgie of 'happy-love' then suckem'n'see dates a real girl entering into a life of sexual oppression"

I really hate it.
Anybody who says otherwise take it elsewhere this is for people who hate them and want to celebrate it!! You get to celebrate liking them, so i will enjoy hating them!!!

RoJ wrote:
> "worst movie - many people"
>
> Who are these "many people"? And don't just recite names,
> like "Tony", the man down greengrocers..

i have better things to do, look through the posts yourself. and i'm not going to dignify any more of your posts with replies. so bite me

"worst movie - many people"

Who are these "many people"? And don't just recite names, like "Tony", the man down greengrocers..

it was enough, besides this post is primarily about the movies!! which many people have agreed were bad (worst movies ever).

Zhuge Liang wrote:
> Emitime wrote:
> Zhuge Liang wrote:
> RoJ wrote:
> "average book"
>
> Write something better then.
>
> i don't need to be a fireman to know i don't like fire. I don't
> need
> to be an artist to know i don't like modern art. So i don't need to
> be an author to know a book i don't like.
>
> You haven't read it you freaking moron.
>
> You gonna tell me what i've read now you frickin ass wipe.
> I started to read the first one, what's it called, the fellows
> but-ring, and i didn't like it, therefore i stopped reading them!

You read a bit... Wow. Well done.

Emitime wrote:
> Zhuge Liang wrote:
> RoJ wrote:
> "average book"
>
> Write something better then.
>
> i don't need to be a fireman to know i don't like fire. I don't
> need
> to be an artist to know i don't like modern art. So i don't need to
> be an author to know a book i don't like.
>
> You haven't read it you freaking moron.

You gonna tell me what i've read now you frickin ass wipe.
I started to read the first one, what's it called, the fellows but-ring, and i didn't like it, therefore i stopped reading them!

Zhuge Liang wrote:
> RoJ wrote:
> "average book"
>
> Write something better then.
>
> i don't need to be a fireman to know i don't like fire. I don't need
> to be an artist to know i don't like modern art. So i don't need to
> be an author to know a book i don't like.

You haven't read it you freaking moron.

RoJ wrote:
> "average book"
>
> Write something better then.

i don't need to be a fireman to know i don't like fire. I don't need to be an artist to know i don't like modern art. So i don't need to be an author to know a book i don't like.

"average book"

Write something better then.

i would rather see
Richard and Judy
---THE MOVIE----

before another Lord of the Rings 'milk it'

i think the only reason why people don't realise they were terrible films is because they were shocked when the first saw it and desperately are defending spending the money on going to the cinema and then buy the endless numbers of DVD's to back up their initial opinion