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I really hate lord of the rings! it has brought us 2 things, orlando bloom (good God NOOOOO!!!!!!!!) and as if that wasn't bad enough a race of nerds who would rather die defending its name than realise that any average book made into such an expensive film with rubbish actors (except that guy who plays that guy who was grey but turned white - due to too much gay sex or something) was all terrible!!!
Who can like such a film!!!
Who can think it is a great movie!!
Who can say that "they were brilliant to come up with something like that"
Nothing about the Lord of the Rings movies is good.
They have brought pain into my life, and because friends wanted to see them i saw all 3 films..... thats over 9 hours of my life wasted. I will so regret that on my death bed. But what's worse is people want to see the extented versions. They watch them again and agian and agian and again!!!!
What is good about this :
Film 1
"short hairy poppets have party. King Evilalot goes to war with all life. The best actor dies. The gremlins attack again. Lolypop and suckem'n'see trunddle over the hill of light to mount bad-egg, via swamp stinky poo, river flowseastdontyaknow, over the sea of cumador.
Film 2
"all hope is lost until Dum and Dee and an army of talking trees attack an army production facility like in C&C. The great knight sir ballsgalore lead all man kind over the mountain of fire through the river of eels to the castle of vipirearama, where he, by himself, killed all 32 trillion scro warriors who were sent to kill them for no reason, thus saving humanity, for another little while. He marched to mount freedom and talked to preist godly about his son dild oorg asims."
Film 3
"All life has backs to the walls tryin not to be bugg**ed. But the bad man forgot about that army of ghosts that can not be killed and save all life, until Lolypop and Suckem'n'see finally through an onion ring in some blow hole. Everybody except the best actor go to a dock and have an orgie of 'happy-love' then suckem'n'see dates a real girl entering into a life of sexual oppression"
I really hate it.
Anybody who says otherwise take it elsewhere this is for people who hate them and want to celebrate it!! You get to celebrate liking them, so i will enjoy hating them!!!
Who can like such a film!!!
Who can think it is a great movie!!
Who can say that "they were brilliant to come up with something like that"
Nothing about the Lord of the Rings movies is good.
They have brought pain into my life, and because friends wanted to see them i saw all 3 films..... thats over 9 hours of my life wasted. I will so regret that on my death bed. But what's worse is people want to see the extented versions. They watch them again and agian and agian and again!!!!
What is good about this :
Film 1
"short hairy poppets have party. King Evilalot goes to war with all life. The best actor dies. The gremlins attack again. Lolypop and suckem'n'see trunddle over the hill of light to mount bad-egg, via swamp stinky poo, river flowseastdontyaknow, over the sea of cumador.
Film 2
"all hope is lost until Dum and Dee and an army of talking trees attack an army production facility like in C&C. The great knight sir ballsgalore lead all man kind over the mountain of fire through the river of eels to the castle of vipirearama, where he, by himself, killed all 32 trillion scro warriors who were sent to kill them for no reason, thus saving humanity, for another little while. He marched to mount freedom and talked to preist godly about his son dild oorg asims."
Film 3
"All life has backs to the walls tryin not to be bugg**ed. But the bad man forgot about that army of ghosts that can not be killed and save all life, until Lolypop and Suckem'n'see finally through an onion ring in some blow hole. Everybody except the best actor go to a dock and have an orgie of 'happy-love' then suckem'n'see dates a real girl entering into a life of sexual oppression"
I really hate it.
Anybody who says otherwise take it elsewhere this is for people who hate them and want to celebrate it!! You get to celebrate liking them, so i will enjoy hating them!!!
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Zhuge Liang wrote:
> Lord of the Rings hate post
Christ, it's so fashionable to have a go at Royal Mail these days.
It's bad enough that half the country are against them, but now they're up against bloody Sauron too. What do people expect?
> Lord of the Rings hate post
Christ, it's so fashionable to have a go at Royal Mail these days.
It's bad enough that half the country are against them, but now they're up against bloody Sauron too. What do people expect?
Zhuge Liang wrote:
> dont worry everyone else feel free to keep posting hate mail
For everyone else to keep doing something they have to had started it in the first place. In case you didn't notice, you're all on your own.
> dont worry everyone else feel free to keep posting hate mail
For everyone else to keep doing something they have to had started it in the first place. In case you didn't notice, you're all on your own.
Zhuge Liang wrote:
> Besides your only arguments have been how much a moron i am!! so go
> stick your head up your ass somewhere else you nut sucker
Well, that sort of proves my point.
> Besides your only arguments have been how much a moron i am!! so go
> stick your head up your ass somewhere else you nut sucker
Well, that sort of proves my point.
dont worry everyone else feel free to keep posting hate mail for lotr here when people stop defending its crapulence
RoJ wrote:
> Try changing your tagline next time you switch names, fool.
jeez i was only tryin to inject some laughter, for me alone. So have you come up with those people who agree with me yet, or can u not be assed either, i wouldn't blame you if you couldnt. they are afterall at the start of this topic before 1 knob defended it, hey if u like it start your own thread
> Try changing your tagline next time you switch names, fool.
jeez i was only tryin to inject some laughter, for me alone. So have you come up with those people who agree with me yet, or can u not be assed either, i wouldn't blame you if you couldnt. they are afterall at the start of this topic before 1 knob defended it, hey if u like it start your own thread
i didn't want to reply to you because you have a sick connection with these films, just let it go fool. Poeple don't like em and thats what this is all about, if you like em fine go to a fan stie. Besides your only arguments have been how much a moron i am!! so go stick your head up your ass somewhere else you nut sucker
Try changing your tagline next time you switch names, fool.
i agree with Zhuge Liang anyway!!!! don't say i wouldn't
Er, no. I''m not a cannibal yet. And you won't reply because you know you can't win this argument because you talk crap and you're just digging a deeper hole for yourself.
Worst movies ever my ass.
Stop trolling.
Stop trolling.
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