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OK, I'll start (on a topical note)...
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs and one-eye?
A winky-wonky
...I dare someone to do worse =P
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs and one-eye?
A winky-wonky
...I dare someone to do worse =P
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one-eye wrote:
> ...I dare someone to do worse =P
I think that's impossible.
> ...I dare someone to do worse =P
I think that's impossible.
*Chuckles once again*
2 Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked bacon, crispy bacon, streaky bacon...all sorts of bacon.
"Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican, "ees a bacon tree! We're saved!!"
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree. As he gets to within five feet, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets. His friend drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe.
"Pepe!! Pepe!!"
With his last breath Pepe calls out, "Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not a bacon tree, ees a ham bush!"
=P
"Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican, "ees a bacon tree! We're saved!!"
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree. As he gets to within five feet, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets. His friend drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe.
"Pepe!! Pepe!!"
With his last breath Pepe calls out, "Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not a bacon tree, ees a ham bush!"
=P
*Chuckle*
After a nasty divorce, this man decides to go on a vacation to
Egypt. While there, he finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie
comes about and says, "I'll give you three wishes, but your
ex-wife will get the same thing that you wish for."
The man thinks, and says, "I wish for five million dollars." The
genie says "You know your ex-wife will get the same thing,
right?" The man nods his head, and gets his money.
For his second wish, he wishes for a new computer. Instantly, he
and his ex-wife have a new computer.
The genie asks, "What is your final wish?" The man answers, "I
wish I had a 10-inch penis."
Egypt. While there, he finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie
comes about and says, "I'll give you three wishes, but your
ex-wife will get the same thing that you wish for."
The man thinks, and says, "I wish for five million dollars." The
genie says "You know your ex-wife will get the same thing,
right?" The man nods his head, and gets his money.
For his second wish, he wishes for a new computer. Instantly, he
and his ex-wife have a new computer.
The genie asks, "What is your final wish?" The man answers, "I
wish I had a 10-inch penis."
*giggles to self before realising how bad that was*
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Man walks into a bar...
...Cracks his skull
...Cracks his skull
OK, I'll start (on a topical note)...
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs and one-eye?
A winky-wonky
...I dare someone to do worse =P
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs and one-eye?
A winky-wonky
...I dare someone to do worse =P
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