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"Tell a joke..."

OK, I'll start (on a topical note)...

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one-eye?

A winky-wonky



...I dare someone to do worse =P

A Man was walking down the street with his girlfriend, out pops a genie from nowhere and give them one wish.

The woman asks for big breasts, *click* the dust clears and she has bigger breasts.

The man asks for his d!ck to touch the floor so the genie chopped his legs off.

El Magnífico wrote:
> Thinking about it, its not that funny :S


Youre right.

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

Thinking about it, its not that funny :S

Mr. Alex wrote:
> Very_Metal wrote:
> Q) what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
> A) finding HALF a worm in your apple.
>
> How about finding half an apple in your worm?

*lol* you may well ask!!
i only just noticed i got deleted!

well, fair enough, it was rather close to the mark i think...
still funny though

It's simalar to a joke concerning a 12 inch pianist.

Does know one like my joke??

A bloke walks into a pub with a cat & a flammingo. The cat & flammingo go & sit in the corner, while the bloke gets a round of drinks. They sit there, finish their drinks & get up and leave.
The next day at the same time they all walk in again, but this time the flammingo buys the drinks. Again they sit there chatting, drink their drinks & leave.
The next day they all come in again but this time they are arguing between themselves. The barman over hears some of the conversion in which the man is telling the cat its his round & the cat is saying that he wont buy it.
This goes on for about 10 minutes before the bloke goes to the bar & asks for a round. The barman says to bloke "Hang on isn't it the cats round today? You got the round in on Monday & the flammingo got it yesterday. Surly its the cats turn today?"
The bloke says "Well is actually my fault. The other day I found a magic lamp, I rubbed it, genie popped out & gave me 3 wishes"
The barman says "what did you wish for?"
The bloke says "I wishes I was rich & I had a bird with long legs & a tight pu*sy!"

Very_Metal wrote:
> Q) what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
> A) finding HALF a worm in your apple.

How about finding half an apple in your worm?

Did you hear about the Scottish drag-queen? He wore trousers...

Azul wrote:
> Disgraceful.
> Consider yourself reporterd, you low life!

The irony.