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OK, I'll start (on a topical note)...
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs and one-eye?
A winky-wonky
...I dare someone to do worse =P
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs and one-eye?
A winky-wonky
...I dare someone to do worse =P
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A bear goes into a bar, almost like he couldn't care and says...
"I'll have a ... ... ... pint of Stella please"
The barman gave the bear a funny glance and said "Why the big pause?"
"I'll have a ... ... ... pint of Stella please"
The barman gave the bear a funny glance and said "Why the big pause?"
I actually laughed at that.
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes!
No tomatoes!
Why doesn't tigger have any friends?
Because he plays with pooh.
Because he plays with pooh.
phi11ip wrote:
> What's got 2 legs and bleeds a lot?
>
> Half a dog.
Brilliant.
> What's got 2 legs and bleeds a lot?
>
> Half a dog.
Brilliant.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to the Birds Eye shop!
(heard that one when I was 6, I still laugh =P)
To get to the Birds Eye shop!
(heard that one when I was 6, I still laugh =P)
What do the Smurfs call their leader in India?
Papa Dom
It's bad because I made it myself.
Papa Dom
It's bad because I made it myself.
What's got 2 legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a dog.
Half a dog.
What's black and white and won't fit through revolving doors?
...
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A nun with a spear through her head!
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A nun with a spear through her head!
A boy goes to his mom and says "mom is it bad to have a willy"
mom says "no of course not, why"
"cause dads upstairs trying to pull his off.
mom says "no of course not, why"
"cause dads upstairs trying to pull his off.
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