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"My Balls Aren't That Big..."

But they seem to be terribly uncomfortable in these boxers and shorts I'm wearing. I keep having to stick my hand down there and pulling my boxers out of my bumhole for some reason. Usually they are fine...hmmm.

Oh and to have a reason for this topic - I was thinking, can you actually squash your own balls? I done a search on Google for it yesterday but I couldn't find anything.

I remember when I use to wear pants, that was uncomfortable. I remember when I use to wear pants and my little friend use to grow. The pants didn't fit me anymore because he'd peep up to say hello.

When I say sex... I mean losing my virginity.

Which you know should be more hard work and stress than it's worth at first

No, that's oral.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Oh yeah, I think I'm having sex tomorrow as well

You still up for that?

The same way as anyone other man/transexual/kind-lady?

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> I am going to bed, then probably whack off as I AM NOT HAVING SEX
> TOMMOROW.

That is the same thing as I'm going to do.

Yeah

Right, anything else about my genitals would we like to discuss?

How about the cist on my left ball?

Well I'm not going to demonstrate it for you, but it works out much simpler and erm mine looks better then yours.

My best mate got in a strop when I kept boasting I had no foreskin, he really did.

Ooo, yes please.

BEARDS. wrote:
> The same way as anyone other man

How the hell you meant to have a decent v***k without foreskin?

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> My best mate got in a strop when I kept boasting I had no foreskin,
> he really did.

You boasted about having less peniss? That's a first, in my experience.