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"My Balls Aren't That Big..."

But they seem to be terribly uncomfortable in these boxers and shorts I'm wearing. I keep having to stick my hand down there and pulling my boxers out of my bumhole for some reason. Usually they are fine...hmmm.

Oh and to have a reason for this topic - I was thinking, can you actually squash your own balls? I done a search on Google for it yesterday but I couldn't find anything.

I remember when I use to wear pants, that was uncomfortable. I remember when I use to wear pants and my little friend use to grow. The pants didn't fit me anymore because he'd peep up to say hello.

im a freak of man-made things? why? because i think i was punched too hard in the balls, and one of my testemonials was shoved upwards in my body. i though i only had one testosticals for a few years, until i found the other one, somewhere below the waistline....

damn, i'm not even a grown man.

i'm in the wrong place. i am misplaced. i feel sad.

UrkiE-UK wrote:
> damn, i'm not even a grown man.

You're not misplaced. You just need to be voted a notable so you can join your fellow half-men. :D

I think I need to be circumcised

SHEEPY wrote:
> I think I need to be circumcised

Nasty. Something like that would change your life.

Hmmm, well there will a slight shortcoming.

I AM Circumsised.

And it bloody hurt when I got in the bath for a few months after.

You were circumcised when you were older than well 0

Sex for mke tomorrow... hahahaha

After 2 hours of driving, I'll need to have a shower.

*Hopes driving ISN'T a euphemism*

I am going to bed, then probably whack off as I AM NOT HAVING SEX TOMMOROW.