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Firstly, I declare myself the proud owner of the best fart ever already, but what's the best fart you've ever done. And don't try to be 'hard' and lie.
On an aeroplane, coming back from Turkey on Monday. I'd eaten something that my stomach didn't like a few days earlier and I was starting to feel ill from holding all the farts in. I decided to let a small one go to see if it would be safe to let the whole lot go.
Leaning to the side I let a little one go, but I got carried away and let rip a rather beefy fart, luckily the noise of the aeroplane covered the sound.
Upon smelling the fart, I decided to hide myself so I stuck my head in my bag on the floor and just listened to the 'urgh' noises coming from further and further down the aisle.
Within the paranoia of hoping nobody knew it was me was a sense of acheivement.
Plus it was quite amusing the fact that the toilet was behind me and everyone looked at the poor bloke walking out of it once the smell had filled the whole plane!
So, your best farts?
My sister's fart about 5 years ago in a lift was pretty good too. Especially my Dad having to explain to the people getting on that it was my sister who did it!
> Or rush into the toilet and let the poo out of your pants/ boxer
> shorts.
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Or read the post where he explains she's in the shower?
Best thing would have been to just lay there, wait till she came in and say "Ey love, I've just soiled meself!" and point, laughing hysterically.
> Or you could just say 'heh'.
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But that implies a wry chuckle, when in fact I laughed a lot.
> F&^% me I've just shat myself and my lady is in the shower...
This sentence made me laugh. A lot.
But brings me to the suspicion of the fact that it was probably you who shat yerself - using a "mate" as the cover story