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Another story about my one syllable friends whom Goatboy loves.
Yeah, so last night I was just settling into bed at 2am when the phone rang. I knew it would be for me, and I was sure it was my mate Jay, since he was stupid enough to phone my house at 2 in the morning on Sunday night. My house has five phones, one of which is in my parent's room. They weren't amused when my friend Jay woke them up.
Anyway, it was The Wal this time, sounded pretty drunk. He was on his mobile so he made me call him back. Anyway, he'd just been at an ASDA party (the people who work at ASDA are always holding parties, and our mate Seb works there so sometimes we go along) at somebody's house around the corner from mine.
He'd been there with Seb, and while trying unsuccessfully to pull this bird (who I think is gay anyway) he kept having run ins with this cocky kid. Later on, The Wal was getting his beers out of the fridge, and saw some vodka chocolate things (um... I guess vodka with chocolate, or chocolate with vodka, I don't know)
He pulled them out and said "Oh, whose are these?" Cocky Kid said "20 seconds to put them down or I'll knock you out." Wal held them up, and started counting. By the time he got to 14, Cocky Kid grabbed him by the neck. So Wal hit him. Then again. And again. And again. He battered him all over the utility room, busted his nose and mouth open and there was blood all across the walls. Still the kid kept coming, throwing wild punches. Still The Wal kept hammering him, until he went down. Then Wal hit him while he was down, to make sure he stayed down. Cocky Kid's friend didn't do anything while this happened. I think Wal ended up throwing Cocky Kid outside.
Everybody goes up to The Wal "Hey, well done, that kid was a right dick," and "Oh, you must be a boxer." Then somebody said "He's getting back up," so Wal said "I'll go and knock him back down, then."
Anyway, by this time somebody had called the police (probably cocky kid or his friend) so The Wal hopped over a fence and left. Just another typical day in the life of The Wal.
Anyway, so this thread isn't a complete waste of space, when was the last time you saw a fight at a party, or when was the last time YOU were in a fight at a party? Who won? What happened? Did somebody get their face stamped on? I want all the bloody details.
Yeah, so last night I was just settling into bed at 2am when the phone rang. I knew it would be for me, and I was sure it was my mate Jay, since he was stupid enough to phone my house at 2 in the morning on Sunday night. My house has five phones, one of which is in my parent's room. They weren't amused when my friend Jay woke them up.
Anyway, it was The Wal this time, sounded pretty drunk. He was on his mobile so he made me call him back. Anyway, he'd just been at an ASDA party (the people who work at ASDA are always holding parties, and our mate Seb works there so sometimes we go along) at somebody's house around the corner from mine.
He'd been there with Seb, and while trying unsuccessfully to pull this bird (who I think is gay anyway) he kept having run ins with this cocky kid. Later on, The Wal was getting his beers out of the fridge, and saw some vodka chocolate things (um... I guess vodka with chocolate, or chocolate with vodka, I don't know)
He pulled them out and said "Oh, whose are these?" Cocky Kid said "20 seconds to put them down or I'll knock you out." Wal held them up, and started counting. By the time he got to 14, Cocky Kid grabbed him by the neck. So Wal hit him. Then again. And again. And again. He battered him all over the utility room, busted his nose and mouth open and there was blood all across the walls. Still the kid kept coming, throwing wild punches. Still The Wal kept hammering him, until he went down. Then Wal hit him while he was down, to make sure he stayed down. Cocky Kid's friend didn't do anything while this happened. I think Wal ended up throwing Cocky Kid outside.
Everybody goes up to The Wal "Hey, well done, that kid was a right dick," and "Oh, you must be a boxer." Then somebody said "He's getting back up," so Wal said "I'll go and knock him back down, then."
Anyway, by this time somebody had called the police (probably cocky kid or his friend) so The Wal hopped over a fence and left. Just another typical day in the life of The Wal.
Anyway, so this thread isn't a complete waste of space, when was the last time you saw a fight at a party, or when was the last time YOU were in a fight at a party? Who won? What happened? Did somebody get their face stamped on? I want all the bloody details.
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Wheres Wally hehe hur hur ahaha fmfkjo
Just don't be confusing us with radgies ("townies", for you southern fairies)
We're like vigelanties, we go out radgie bashing. They're scum. At least we're respectable. And I can safely say, we don't go around beating up small people, like radgies. Honest!
We're like vigelanties, we go out radgie bashing. They're scum. At least we're respectable. And I can safely say, we don't go around beating up small people, like radgies. Honest!
Your tales of Geordie land are fantastic. Truly fantastic.
We're like the Bash Street Kids, only with criminal records.
Psycho Bennett broke his arm jumping off a Greggs truck once. It was a bet. Classic.
Oh, and no, when talking to my mate's parents I don't refer to them as "The Wal" or "The Fos". I'm too polite. As soon as I'm talking them my mates, though, it's all "Hey, yo, wassup. Word. Yeah, I was cruisin' through the hood, bustin' some skulls. Yeah, let's go crack some heads. Word life."
Oh, and Cocky Kid needed 36 stitches in his face. 36! Wal was only using his fists. Don't mess with The Wal.
Psycho Bennett broke his arm jumping off a Greggs truck once. It was a bet. Classic.
Oh, and no, when talking to my mate's parents I don't refer to them as "The Wal" or "The Fos". I'm too polite. As soon as I'm talking them my mates, though, it's all "Hey, yo, wassup. Word. Yeah, I was cruisin' through the hood, bustin' some skulls. Yeah, let's go crack some heads. Word life."
Oh, and Cocky Kid needed 36 stitches in his face. 36! Wal was only using his fists. Don't mess with The Wal.
Goatboy wrote:
> The Fos?
>
> It's like a violent Bash St Kids.
Now that made me laugh!
I don't have many mates with names like that, sadly. I have The Fawlk, Grace (his last name's case and he has grey hair...the best we could do at the time), Jam and Banana-Chan. Two of them aren't really proper mates. My friends suck.
> The Fos?
>
> It's like a violent Bash St Kids.
Now that made me laugh!
I don't have many mates with names like that, sadly. I have The Fawlk, Grace (his last name's case and he has grey hair...the best we could do at the time), Jam and Banana-Chan. Two of them aren't really proper mates. My friends suck.
Your friends sound like members of The Muppets
The Wal
The Fos
Bennete
The Muzz etc.
The Wal
The Fos
Bennete
The Muzz etc.
ADSA price
*Crack**Crack*
Break one get one broken free.
*Crack**Crack*
Break one get one broken free.
The Fos?
It's like a violent Bash St Kids.
Do you actually call them that? Do you phone them, their mum answers and you say "Can I speak to The Wal pleaase?"
Or "Hello The Fos, coming out tonight?"
"Wayay"
The Fos
The Wal
Stone Cold Psycho Benny
Mungo
Basha
Gnasher
Ming
This is fantastic
It's like a violent Bash St Kids.
Do you actually call them that? Do you phone them, their mum answers and you say "Can I speak to The Wal pleaase?"
Or "Hello The Fos, coming out tonight?"
"Wayay"
The Fos
The Wal
Stone Cold Psycho Benny
Mungo
Basha
Gnasher
Ming
This is fantastic
Goatboy wrote:
> Send "Stone Cold Psycho" Bill round to "get
> him".
----
That'd be Benette. Stone Cold Psycho Benette.
The Wal and Seb went to Stone Cold's uni in Durham to stay a night, get drunk, the usual. People there told Psycho they couldn't visit him again. Later on, The Wal and The Fos went down. They threw rubber chickens at people, flashed their butts, walked around half naked, had a fight in a club with each other and tried to sleep with every bird in the dorm, especially the ones with boyfriends.
Geordies rule.
> Send "Stone Cold Psycho" Bill round to "get
> him".
----
That'd be Benette. Stone Cold Psycho Benette.
The Wal and Seb went to Stone Cold's uni in Durham to stay a night, get drunk, the usual. People there told Psycho they couldn't visit him again. Later on, The Wal and The Fos went down. They threw rubber chickens at people, flashed their butts, walked around half naked, had a fight in a club with each other and tried to sleep with every bird in the dorm, especially the ones with boyfriends.
Geordies rule.
Heh, "Geordie fight Club" - I'll never see that film in the same light again.
"Fust rool ees, nae talking 'boot feet club."
"Fust rool ees, nae talking 'boot feet club."
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