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Lord of the G-String
In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, diminutive yet delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is sent by Smirnoff the wizard to destroy the legendary G-String, the most powerful sexual weapon in the land. The G-String was forged by the ancient villainess Horspank, and those who possess the slinky under-garment experience supreme sexuality and untold sensual pleasures. Bildo is accompanied on her dangerous mission by fellow Throbbits Hornee and Spam, both small of stature but with big lesbian appetites!
Together this courageous and curvaceous threesome trek far and wide evading the evil forces of the wizard Sorearse. Along the treacherous path, Bildo and company join forces with Queen Araporn. Amidst rampaging lesbian desires and fabulous female fantasies, Bildo must be wary of Ballem, a hideous and horny creature who will stop at nothing in his quest for control over the legendary G-String!
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How I laughed! Who actually sits down and thinks of these things?
Anyway, there was no release data for the Two Towers...
You couldn't have written it all down.
MY thoughts is that you bought it you lil chimp, tell us what it's like so we can go buy it too.
Anyway, Lettuce Luvin gets its first real audience tomorrow evening. The three of us who filmed it have obviously already seen it and one of my mates' mum watched it but 6 friends will be vegetably aroused tomorrow. Should be funny.
Anyway, yes, very funny.
And Blackstar are the only site that have information on the new Maiden DVD. It isn't even listed on any other sites.
So you order Lord of the G-String instead...?
;-)
Lord of the G-String
In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, diminutive yet delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is sent by Smirnoff the wizard to destroy the legendary G-String, the most powerful sexual weapon in the land. The G-String was forged by the ancient villainess Horspank, and those who possess the slinky under-garment experience supreme sexuality and untold sensual pleasures. Bildo is accompanied on her dangerous mission by fellow Throbbits Hornee and Spam, both small of stature but with big lesbian appetites!
Together this courageous and curvaceous threesome trek far and wide evading the evil forces of the wizard Sorearse. Along the treacherous path, Bildo and company join forces with Queen Araporn. Amidst rampaging lesbian desires and fabulous female fantasies, Bildo must be wary of Ballem, a hideous and horny creature who will stop at nothing in his quest for control over the legendary G-String!
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How I laughed! Who actually sits down and thinks of these things?
Anyway, there was no release data for the Two Towers...