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I went to BlackStar.co.uk to see if they had a release date for the next LotR film on DVD. So I typed in Lord of the Rings, and one of the results that came up was this:
Lord of the G-String
In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, diminutive yet delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is sent by Smirnoff the wizard to destroy the legendary G-String, the most powerful sexual weapon in the land. The G-String was forged by the ancient villainess Horspank, and those who possess the slinky under-garment experience supreme sexuality and untold sensual pleasures. Bildo is accompanied on her dangerous mission by fellow Throbbits Hornee and Spam, both small of stature but with big lesbian appetites!
Together this courageous and curvaceous threesome trek far and wide evading the evil forces of the wizard Sorearse. Along the treacherous path, Bildo and company join forces with Queen Araporn. Amidst rampaging lesbian desires and fabulous female fantasies, Bildo must be wary of Ballem, a hideous and horny creature who will stop at nothing in his quest for control over the legendary G-String!
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How I laughed! Who actually sits down and thinks of these things?
Anyway, there was no release data for the Two Towers...
Lord of the G-String
In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, diminutive yet delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is sent by Smirnoff the wizard to destroy the legendary G-String, the most powerful sexual weapon in the land. The G-String was forged by the ancient villainess Horspank, and those who possess the slinky under-garment experience supreme sexuality and untold sensual pleasures. Bildo is accompanied on her dangerous mission by fellow Throbbits Hornee and Spam, both small of stature but with big lesbian appetites!
Together this courageous and curvaceous threesome trek far and wide evading the evil forces of the wizard Sorearse. Along the treacherous path, Bildo and company join forces with Queen Araporn. Amidst rampaging lesbian desires and fabulous female fantasies, Bildo must be wary of Ballem, a hideous and horny creature who will stop at nothing in his quest for control over the legendary G-String!
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How I laughed! Who actually sits down and thinks of these things?
Anyway, there was no release data for the Two Towers...
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Ace Ventura The Petting Detective
"Return of the Shwing!"
I cant wait to see "The Glue Towers"
The prequel, The Humpit, isn't quite as good methinks.
Genius.
english_bloke wrote:
> Lawrence Of A Labia
*belly laugh*
> Lawrence Of A Labia
*belly laugh*
King Thong
Rambro
Lawrence Of A Labia
Rambro
Lawrence Of A Labia
~X The Master X~ wrote:
> not as good as when i typed in 'buffy the vampire slayer' and got a
> result saying 'buffy the vampire layer' :)
Its Muffy the Vampire Layer. (some dodgy foreign pron)
or
Murrfy the Vampire Slayer (not such a good title)
that I've seen (online shopping, not actually seen)
Another funny porn titles is the Playmate of the Apes.
hohoho
> not as good as when i typed in 'buffy the vampire slayer' and got a
> result saying 'buffy the vampire layer' :)
Its Muffy the Vampire Layer. (some dodgy foreign pron)
or
Murrfy the Vampire Slayer (not such a good title)
that I've seen (online shopping, not actually seen)
Another funny porn titles is the Playmate of the Apes.
hohoho
<- Lazarou -> wrote:
> the erotic sixth sense
"I see nude people!"
> the erotic sixth sense
"I see nude people!"
yeah I've seen some in blockbuster :
the erotic witch project
the erotic sixth sense
the erotic witch project
the erotic sixth sense
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