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I went to BlackStar.co.uk to see if they had a release date for the next LotR film on DVD. So I typed in Lord of the Rings, and one of the results that came up was this:

Lord of the G-String
In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, diminutive yet delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is sent by Smirnoff the wizard to destroy the legendary G-String, the most powerful sexual weapon in the land. The G-String was forged by the ancient villainess Horspank, and those who possess the slinky under-garment experience supreme sexuality and untold sensual pleasures. Bildo is accompanied on her dangerous mission by fellow Throbbits Hornee and Spam, both small of stature but with big lesbian appetites!

Together this courageous and curvaceous threesome trek far and wide evading the evil forces of the wizard Sorearse. Along the treacherous path, Bildo and company join forces with Queen Araporn. Amidst rampaging lesbian desires and fabulous female fantasies, Bildo must be wary of Ballem, a hideous and horny creature who will stop at nothing in his quest for control over the legendary G-String!
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How I laughed! Who actually sits down and thinks of these things?

Anyway, there was no release data for the Two Towers...

What will they come up with next?

How about Rory McGrath (don't know if thats how he spells it?) in "Run Chicken's Run!"

Rosalind wrote:
> Is no worse that erotic raider

There is loads of these by these people

The worst has to be 'Who wants to be an eritic millionaire'

Inspired!

Ben Stiller in "Meat The Parents"

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> The crappest title is 'Sexy Scary movie'
>

I've actually seen this, and it's really funny!

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> The crappest title is 'Sexy Scary movie'
>
> Surely they can do better than that?

Is no worse that erotic raider

With Eddie Murphy:

Trading places
Another 48 ******
Beverly thrills cop
Doctor do Ms Little
The Nutty pump messer

The crappest title is 'Sexy Scary movie'

Surely they can do better than that?

Shaft....doesn't even need the title to be altered.

"Chitty Chitty Gang Bang", anyone?

~X The Master X~ wrote:
> not as good as when i typed in 'buffy the vampire slayer' and got a
> result saying 'buffy the vampire layer' :)
Isn't that on one of the Friends episodes?