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I'm so bored so why not have a jokathon. Just put down your own jokes, jokes you found online or just somthing you heard somone say. PLEASE SOMONE MAKE ME LAUGH!
There were 3 students in class called zip, willy and pee. The teacher walked out the room to talk to another teacher so zip, willy and pee got up and went over to the cupboard. Zip stood ontop of the cupboard, Willy hid inside it and pee just stood there. The teacher came in and very angry. She said " Zip down, Willy out and Pee in the corner!"
There were 3 students in class called zip, willy and pee. The teacher walked out the room to talk to another teacher so zip, willy and pee got up and went over to the cupboard. Zip stood ontop of the cupboard, Willy hid inside it and pee just stood there. The teacher came in and very angry. She said " Zip down, Willy out and Pee in the corner!"
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The newspapers tell us "Liverpool hit 5 at Newcastle".
Steven Gerrard was quoted as saying "It could have been more".
So he hit a sixth at Southport.
Steven Gerrard was quoted as saying "It could have been more".
So he hit a sixth at Southport.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man.
"If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
=P
confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man.
"If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
=P
What's got two legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a dog.
Half a dog.
Gods reaper wrote:
> Gods reaper wrote:
> Butch edit: I think not somehow
>
>
> why edit my joke it was funny
It wasn't actually, but that's not why I edited it. It got removed because it broke the Chat Rules, more specifically the ones Do Not Swear and Do not post offensive material.
These rules are there for a reason and (as Al Murray wonderfully puts it) rules is rules and if we didn't have rules where would we be? That's right, France!
> Gods reaper wrote:
> Butch edit: I think not somehow
>
>
> why edit my joke it was funny
It wasn't actually, but that's not why I edited it. It got removed because it broke the Chat Rules, more specifically the ones Do Not Swear and Do not post offensive material.
These rules are there for a reason and (as Al Murray wonderfully puts it) rules is rules and if we didn't have rules where would we be? That's right, France!
Gods reaper wrote:
> Butch edit: I think not somehow
why edit my joke it was funny
> Butch edit: I think not somehow
why edit my joke it was funny
Marink wrote:
> Just Tinka wrote:
> Knock Knock
>
> Go away.
hahaha
> Just Tinka wrote:
> Knock Knock
>
> Go away.
hahaha
Just Tinka wrote:
> Knock Knock
Go away.
> Knock Knock
Go away.
Just Tinka wrote:
> Knock Knock
whose there?
> Knock Knock
whose there?
I know a good knock-knock joke. You start.
Knock Knock
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