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10: Your console only needs to be kept in games, significantly cheaper than shoes and haircuts.
9: Your console won't mind if you ignore it for a week or two.
8: Your console won't wake you at 3 in the morning, just to talk.
7: A console will never say it doesn't want to play because it has a headache.
6: Pressing the right buttons is easy with a console.
5: Your console won't mind if you play with other consoles.
4: Your console won't tell you that you've already had enough to drink, and subsequently if you can't perform, it won't mind.
3: When the time comes to replace your console, it won't take you to court.
2: Your console won't mind if you want all of your friends to join in.
And the Number One reason why a games console is better than a wife or girlfriend is:
A console comes with a manual.
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1 Grix Thraves 2488
2 Ant 1995
3 elitesniper 1341
4 Fogmaster 1336
5 Tony 1148
6 Dan 1082
7 FantasyMeister 950
8 Morpheus (vai) 855
9 Edgy 828
10 SNIPER 784
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"Of course lamby kins. You should win with that. Good luck, my darling."
(Meka_dragon then posts 10 reasons why consoles are better than women.)
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10: Your console only needs to be kept in games, significantly cheaper than shoes and haircuts.
9: Your console won't mind if you ignore it for a week or two.
8: Your console won't wake you at 3 in the morning, just to talk.
7: A console will never say it doesn't want to play because it has a headache.
6: Pressing the right buttons is easy with a console.
5: Your console won't mind if you play with other consoles.
4: Your console won't tell you that you've already had enough to drink, and subsequently if you can't perform, it won't mind.
3: When the time comes to replace your console, it won't take you to court.
2: Your console won't mind if you want all of your friends to join in.
And the Number One reason why a games console is better than a wife or girlfriend is:
A console comes with a manual.