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The top ten reasons why a games console is better than a wife/girlfriend!
10: Your console only needs to be kept in games, significantly cheaper than shoes and haircuts.
9: Your console won't mind if you ignore it for a week or two.
8: Your console won't wake you at 3 in the morning, just to talk.
7: A console will never say it doesn't want to play because it has a headache.
6: Pressing the right buttons is easy with a console.
5: Your console won't mind if you play with other consoles.
4: Your console won't tell you that you've already had enough to drink, and subsequently if you can't perform, it won't mind.
3: When the time comes to replace your console, it won't take you to court.
2: Your console won't mind if you want all of your friends to join in.
And the Number One reason why a games console is better than a wife or girlfriend is:
A console comes with a manual.
10: Your console only needs to be kept in games, significantly cheaper than shoes and haircuts.
9: Your console won't mind if you ignore it for a week or two.
8: Your console won't wake you at 3 in the morning, just to talk.
7: A console will never say it doesn't want to play because it has a headache.
6: Pressing the right buttons is easy with a console.
5: Your console won't mind if you play with other consoles.
4: Your console won't tell you that you've already had enough to drink, and subsequently if you can't perform, it won't mind.
3: When the time comes to replace your console, it won't take you to court.
2: Your console won't mind if you want all of your friends to join in.
And the Number One reason why a games console is better than a wife or girlfriend is:
A console comes with a manual.
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a dead parrot?
like one that cannot repeat itself???
a dead parrot?
like one that cannot repeat itself???
a dead parrot?
like one that cannot repeat itself???
a dead parrot?
like one that cannot repeat itself???
sorry, bad humour. must be the PS2
like one that cannot repeat itself???
a dead parrot?
like one that cannot repeat itself???
a dead parrot?
like one that cannot repeat itself???
a dead parrot?
like one that cannot repeat itself???
sorry, bad humour. must be the PS2
It's not sleeping
It's an EX PARROT!
It's an EX PARROT!
er-no wrote: Dreamweaver?? Fireworks??
er-no
Questions, questions, questions
er-no
Questions, questions, questions
"No it's not. It's just sleeping."
Mrs. Confuscious. 890 AD.
Mrs. Confuscious. 890 AD.
Look
I said it's NOT accessible from the internet
This means that you cannot get to it.
It's not part of the site.
There is no page for it.
As far as you are concerned it does not exist.
It is a DEAD PARROT
I said it's NOT accessible from the internet
This means that you cannot get to it.
It's not part of the site.
There is no page for it.
As far as you are concerned it does not exist.
It is a DEAD PARROT
opps ignore that post then!!
how do u find it out?
What was this website created in??
Dreamweaver?? Fireworks??
how do u find it out?
What was this website created in??
Dreamweaver?? Fireworks??
where do u find the top ten from tony???
where??
where??
er-no. It's not accessible from the internet.
I've just tried, but I cannot change it tonight.
I'll try tomorrow.
I'll try tomorrow.
Cheers tony! It would be much appreciated!
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