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Step forward the Whale. What have they ever done for us? Two things spring to mind; provide inspiration for the name of a country and allow us to produce cheap tapes and CD's that can be bought from New Age shops featuring dreadful Whale humping noises. What have they done against us? Systematically eradicated (without remorse) our Planktonian friends. Every day a Whale consumes enough Plankton, that could have produced enough Oxygen to keep a small village in Hampshire alive for one minute. In effect they have declared war on us.
The solution is simple. We should tear down every rainforest in South America and use the wood (Mahogany only- we should chuck the rest into the Sea or burn it in skips) to build long man-sized spears and hunt them to extinction. It's the only way to be sure.
I think that the two Whale Species that we shouldn't exterminate are Sperm Whales (because they have a funny name) and Killer Whales (because they are actually Dolphins and they enjoy swimming around in miniscule paddling pools performing degrading tricks to amuse the simple folk).
It's about time we realised that most the problems in this World are not man-made and we attributed them to the real culprits. Animals.
Because they can't fight back.
Tell me had you been drinking when you wrote that?
> davyboy wrote:
> After a report this morning that humans are useing 20% more
> resourses
> then that is in in the World it makes this post look even more ****
> .
> The post is stupid totally false and not one bit funny. and i wonder
> about staff members mentality choising it as a GAD.I seriously
> looking
> to report it to my local MP maybe and maybe the internet watch dog
> for
> allowing it.
>
>
> Heh, people are often wondering about my mentality. But seriously,
> there's a watch dog? Nobody told me there was a watch dog!
>
> *looks nervous*
>
> Anyway, thanks for that extremely well thought out and witty post
> though davyboy. I think...
Your welcome Loki and it was all my own work too not copyied ;0)
At this point, all the uncooked rice in their stomachs will be flooded with seawater, and will expand to the size of a Space Shuttle booster stage. Problem solved.
I thank you.
> After a report this morning that humans are useing 20% more resourses
> then that is in in the World it makes this post look even more **** .
> The post is stupid totally false and not one bit funny. and i wonder
> about staff members mentality choising it as a GAD.I seriously looking
> to report it to my local MP maybe and maybe the internet watch dog for
> allowing it.
Heh, people are often wondering about my mentality. But seriously, there's a watch dog? Nobody told me there was a watch dog!
*looks nervous*
Anyway, thanks for that extremely well thought out and witty post though davyboy. I think...
I blame my parents...