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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
:D
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
:D
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Dont blame me for this... Why not blame.. say... Wookie instead? :)
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A tramp walks into a pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve
tramps'. The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail
stick'.
The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a
cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
5 minutes later, another tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the
barman, 'we don't serve tramps'. The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I
just want a cocktail stick'.
The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a
cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
5 minutes later, a third tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the
barman, 'we don't serve tramps, I've already told your mates to get lost'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a straw'.
Now the barman is even more confused. 'What the hell do you want a straw
for?' says the barman.
'Well' says the tramp, 'someone's been sick outside and all the good bits
have already gone'.
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A tramp walks into a pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve
tramps'. The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail
stick'.
The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a
cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
5 minutes later, another tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the
barman, 'we don't serve tramps'. The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I
just want a cocktail stick'.
The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a
cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
5 minutes later, a third tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the
barman, 'we don't serve tramps, I've already told your mates to get lost'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a straw'.
Now the barman is even more confused. 'What the hell do you want a straw
for?' says the barman.
'Well' says the tramp, 'someone's been sick outside and all the good bits
have already gone'.
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lol.....Oh my stars.
*Runs*
We've seen them.
We were asking, "Where's the Joke," because it isn't actually funny.
We were asking, "Where's the Joke," because it isn't actually funny.
LOOK HERE< HERE IS THE OTHER JOKE I PUT IN YESTERDAY.
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU W****R -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!
AND THE OTHER ONE IS:
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU W****R -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!
AND THE OTHER ONE IS:
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
Where's the joke?
Hoho.
Hoho.
Great minds think alike... ;-)
Where's the joke?
Where's the joke?
If you laugh at these jokes, you deserve to be shot. Shot, and spat on while your carcass rots away. The jokes aren't even in the same league as the "real" good ones.
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