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That's right, I wanted to like this game I really did but the more I play it the more it dawns on me just how pathetically retarded it is.
At first I was enjoying myself, the graphics where amazing and the puzzles seemed simple but okay. I'm starting to realise though why it got such low marks, it stupidly linear, the majority of puzzels are pathetically simliar and extremely simple. It's like Zelda for retards...not just your normal retard though these would have to be super, super retards. Sometimes i've got stuck because I find myself looking into the puzzle to much when actual fact I should be looking for a stupid symbol on the wall, absoloute ar$e.
I games where rated on graphics then this would be the best game of the year, unfortunatly they're not and I agree with Digitiser this deserves 2/10, not because it's THAT bad, it's bad but not THAT bad but because Rare should have done so much better, they've proved they can before so what in Gods name possessed them when they where making this steaming pile of toss I realy don't know.
Oh and this is coming from someone who loved DK64 and thinks Banjo Tooie is one of the best games ever.
I'll play the game to the end just because, but it'll be going back as soon as I finish it.
At first I was enjoying myself, the graphics where amazing and the puzzles seemed simple but okay. I'm starting to realise though why it got such low marks, it stupidly linear, the majority of puzzels are pathetically simliar and extremely simple. It's like Zelda for retards...not just your normal retard though these would have to be super, super retards. Sometimes i've got stuck because I find myself looking into the puzzle to much when actual fact I should be looking for a stupid symbol on the wall, absoloute ar$e.
I games where rated on graphics then this would be the best game of the year, unfortunatly they're not and I agree with Digitiser this deserves 2/10, not because it's THAT bad, it's bad but not THAT bad but because Rare should have done so much better, they've proved they can before so what in Gods name possessed them when they where making this steaming pile of toss I realy don't know.
Oh and this is coming from someone who loved DK64 and thinks Banjo Tooie is one of the best games ever.
I'll play the game to the end just because, but it'll be going back as soon as I finish it.
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Is is short?
It's gotta be, I had 25% of the game done in about 2 hours.
So another Luigi's Mansion then! :(
I've done about 60% in about 10 hours.
So it is not too bad then. But still easy to do
DRUNK COW WILL COMPLETELY CHANGE SUBJECT IN 10 9 8 7 too late...
On a good note Zelda 4swords got straight 9.5s
Metroid Prime got 10 10 10:)
Metroid Fusion got 9, 9.5, and 9
On a good note Zelda 4swords got straight 9.5s
Metroid Prime got 10 10 10:)
Metroid Fusion got 9, 9.5, and 9
U know I really do think your blood is alcohol and not real blood. You Drunk Cow you!
Parr wrote:
> U know I really do think your blood is alcohol and not real blood. You
> Drunk Cow you!
Why you shouldn't have sugar;)
Hahahhahahahaha!
> U know I really do think your blood is alcohol and not real blood. You
> Drunk Cow you!
Why you shouldn't have sugar;)
Hahahhahahahaha!
OK mate, go back to you drink bottle! Can you hear it calling you, "Drunk Cow......Drunk Cow......"
Parr wrote:
> OK mate, go back to you drink bottle! Can you hear it calling you,
> "Drunk Cow......Drunk Cow......"
Drunk Cow=Just a nickname
I'm not old enough to drink. Only 16. I am just always hyper!
HYPER
HIGH-PER!!!!!
> OK mate, go back to you drink bottle! Can you hear it calling you,
> "Drunk Cow......Drunk Cow......"
Drunk Cow=Just a nickname
I'm not old enough to drink. Only 16. I am just always hyper!
HYPER
HIGH-PER!!!!!
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