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"chat up lines"

being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use

doodle wrote:
> kaye wrote:
> being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i
> was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use
>
> If you've been chatted up so many times then why are you still
> single, lol!! jokeing :)

Oy cheeky :)
Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)

"dead or alive, you`re coming with me"

Mav wrote:
> "If we get halfway through and I find that there's a c*ck
> and balls under there, I want at least half my money
> back."
>
> It's almost become my catchphrase.

lol thats funny

"If we get halfway through and I find that there's a c*ck and balls under there, I want at least half my money back."

It's almost become my catchphrase.

kaye wrote:
> being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i
> was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use

If you've been chatted up so many times then why are you still single, lol!! jokeing :)

I've seen many boys in my time, but never one that looks like a pig with a poodles hair cut!!

@ngeI wrote:
> Biggie Little Jr wrote:
> "Get your coat luv, you've pulled"
>
> This one would work, its not to in your face and not to cheesey.

Ah, you see it's more of an instruction, it's telling you to do something. Whereas the bone one is asking you a question.

Biggie Little Jr wrote:
> "Get your coat luv, you've pulled"

This one would work, its not to in your face and not to cheesey.

@ngeI wrote:
> Straight to the point, No Messing eh Tim?

So which one of my ones would work on you then?

Straight to the point, No Messing eh Tim?