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"chat up lines"

being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use

All I have to say to her is not to believe his horse malarky. It's not more, it's just new. And to be careful, he'll just abandon you when you need him most. If he can do it to one person without remorse, he can do it again. He's selfish that way.. and schizo, after all.

*cheers!*

*smallest violin in the world*

I honestly, seriously, think Grix's post deserves a GAD.

Revolver Ocelot wrote:
> *smallest violin in the world*
>
> I honestly, seriously, think Grix's post deserves a GAD.

He deserves a GAD for every post. He recently said: "I like to do at least one illegal thing a week. The real challenge is keeping it varied."

That's right up there with anything Wilde, Keats or Shakespeare ever came out with.

"Can I flick your bean?"

"i`m disease free.. how about it?"

"Do you like chicken? Well suck my c*ck it's foul!"

.....right, screw Grix's Very_metal's was better.:D

Aww

Thanks for the kind words anyway people

Timmargh wrote:
> "Do you like chicken? Well suck my c*ck it's
> foul!"

:D
i`m having that.

I would like to try 'I have a nine inch willy' one day