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"chat up lines"

being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use

kaye wrote:
> being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i
> was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use

If you've been chatted up so many times then why are you still single, lol!! jokeing :)

"If we get halfway through and I find that there's a c*ck and balls under there, I want at least half my money back."

It's almost become my catchphrase.

Mav wrote:
> "If we get halfway through and I find that there's a c*ck
> and balls under there, I want at least half my money
> back."
>
> It's almost become my catchphrase.

lol thats funny

"dead or alive, you`re coming with me"

doodle wrote:
> kaye wrote:
> being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i
> was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use
>
> If you've been chatted up so many times then why are you still
> single, lol!! jokeing :)

Oy cheeky :)
Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)

“Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?”

"You must be knackered, you've been running through my mind all day"

kaye wrote:
> Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy
> chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)

Hi. I'm Mr Right ... Someone said you were looking for me.

*throws up*

Sorry

That was beyond cheesy

Hi I'm just going to talk any old thing to you for the next twenty seconds while they rohypnol takes effect