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A massive, morbidly obese ginger lesbian wrapped up like a smurf that someone has tried to inflate through it's cheeks.
*shudder*
> I knew one that was massively well-rounded.
Jesus...she ate ALL the pies.
No
> wonder blokes didn't fancy her.
hur hur
Heh, she probably worked out what clothes to wear using Pi.
:-D
Obviously my lady is the sole reason for my life on this planet and I exist merely to serve her every need.
My own needs and desires come 2nd at all times, and I agree that I can be given endless finger-pointings and droning complaints should I not feel like driving over after work and fighting around the North Circular/Hangar Lane system only to get up at 5am the next day to get to work.
Women + Men are not compatible.
Make it like animals, we have a rutting season.
The rest of the time we hang out with our mates, scratch and eat and not care about females.
Ahem
Trust me, the initial thrill wears off until the lure of staying at yours and playing online with your mates is a lot better than going to see your woman.
Goatboy - Cynical since 1973
Perfect excuse.