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...patronising?
I've just got the sword and it feals as if I'm a seven year old.
Gah... £40 wasted?
I've just got the sword and it feals as if I'm a seven year old.
Gah... £40 wasted?
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Shush, it's all great. Are you mad?
Gah!
The Rupees thing really get me too.
"What a pleasant surprise!"
"Time to jump for joy!"
"Not too shabby!"
SHUT UP.
Shut up shut up shut up shut up.
Fantastic game, though.
And ... he is a kid, so it's kinda more realistic .... people being patronising to him.
Although t'would be funny if it was an 18. Swearing and blood and guts and booze and drugs and nekkid laydees. The Triumph D!ldos.
Yes.
The Rupees thing really get me too.
"What a pleasant surprise!"
"Time to jump for joy!"
"Not too shabby!"
SHUT UP.
Shut up shut up shut up shut up.
Fantastic game, though.
And ... he is a kid, so it's kinda more realistic .... people being patronising to him.
Although t'would be funny if it was an 18. Swearing and blood and guts and booze and drugs and nekkid laydees. The Triumph D!ldos.
Yes.
It's still great if it was too hard what would be the point?
Even burnout 2 is supposedly easy but still has replay value.
Even burnout 2 is supposedly easy but still has replay value.
Skies should be harder, but eventually it'll get too easy for you but the storyline in Zelda is enuff to make u play till the end..
Oh.
These are the ideas I put in the Zelda Help topic thingy for what should happen when you complete it (on the 2nd time around):
And Granny is nekkid.
Plus extra XXX scenes involving Link's big tool and various cast members including Mr Boat himself, a seagul, three pigs, Tingle and the bomb-shop owner.
You have a plane, not a boat.
The sea is white.
Your head is 10x as big
Controlling the wind directs your massive potion-induced farts.
The Forsaken Fortress is a happy fairy-land filled with clouds and flowers and rainbows.
The sharks dress in drag and sip Bloody Marys.
The lighthouse on Windfall is a giant lemon.
The WInd Waker is a human spleen.
The postboxes are yellow.
You shoot penguins, not arrow and sweaty soF**ks, not bombs.
You can carry up to 50 phone books.
The Deku Tree tries to seduce you.
The Ninty Gallery is full of porn.
Instead of Rupees you get jam sandwiches.
You have commands such as "Shut up", "F*F**k you", "Meet me upstairs in 5 minutes", "Yes, I heard you the first time" and "Give me that, or I will chop off your head."
You have to drag a volvo behind you.
You have a machine gun.
The Deku leaf is an inflatable woman.
The moon is a big ar-se
You walk around on you hands.
Everything is made from carrots.
Much better.
Myes
These are the ideas I put in the Zelda Help topic thingy for what should happen when you complete it (on the 2nd time around):
And Granny is nekkid.
Plus extra XXX scenes involving Link's big tool and various cast members including Mr Boat himself, a seagul, three pigs, Tingle and the bomb-shop owner.
You have a plane, not a boat.
The sea is white.
Your head is 10x as big
Controlling the wind directs your massive potion-induced farts.
The Forsaken Fortress is a happy fairy-land filled with clouds and flowers and rainbows.
The sharks dress in drag and sip Bloody Marys.
The lighthouse on Windfall is a giant lemon.
The WInd Waker is a human spleen.
The postboxes are yellow.
You shoot penguins, not arrow and sweaty soF**ks, not bombs.
You can carry up to 50 phone books.
The Deku Tree tries to seduce you.
The Ninty Gallery is full of porn.
Instead of Rupees you get jam sandwiches.
You have commands such as "Shut up", "F*F**k you", "Meet me upstairs in 5 minutes", "Yes, I heard you the first time" and "Give me that, or I will chop off your head."
You have to drag a volvo behind you.
You have a machine gun.
The Deku leaf is an inflatable woman.
The moon is a big ar-se
You walk around on you hands.
Everything is made from carrots.
Much better.
Myes
Not everything has to be like GTA.. the Getaway ugh.
Im sorry but the rupees thing IS funny. You guys take this too seriously.
HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> I've just got the sword and it feals as if I'm a seven year old.
Isn't that the whole idea?
The exploraion, the large unknown world, discovery. It's just like being young again.
Only with a sword that you can hack things up with.
> I've just got the sword and it feals as if I'm a seven year old.
Isn't that the whole idea?
The exploraion, the large unknown world, discovery. It's just like being young again.
Only with a sword that you can hack things up with.
As far as I can remember, that rupee thing started off on Zelda 4 (Link's Awakening on the original Game Boy).
I thought it stupid on the Game Boy, but now I just consider it as a small insignificant part of the game, and so I'm not bothered.
I thought it stupid on the Game Boy, but now I just consider it as a small insignificant part of the game, and so I'm not bothered.
People often make this mistake.
Just because a game looks like it mainly appeals to children doesn't necessarily mean that it is a kiddy game. Likewise with some of my most cherished anime films, some look like they are "just for kids", when in actual fact they are movies the whole family can enjoy together.
Though it does seem to be aimed at a younger audience, The Wind Waker does seem like the sort of game that any age group can enjoy, which is great.
Just because a game looks like it mainly appeals to children doesn't necessarily mean that it is a kiddy game. Likewise with some of my most cherished anime films, some look like they are "just for kids", when in actual fact they are movies the whole family can enjoy together.
Though it does seem to be aimed at a younger audience, The Wind Waker does seem like the sort of game that any age group can enjoy, which is great.
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