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"The Big Three-Oh"

So...I turn 30 tomorrow. And it's just another year, yadda yadda yadda...

So why am I so livid with terror at the thought of leaving my 20's? Dear God, my 20's were, for the most part, awful; I spent all but 2 years of 'em with a lady who turned out to be a bulemic with a borderline psychotic personality disorder! I spent a couple of years of them being a solicitor, and that sucked more balls than a cheap whoore with a snooker fetish. The end of my 20's have seen me find love (aw...), success at work, and general peace of mind.

So why the fear?

Happy birthday! 5 days ago. I'm 20, and I think my skin is beginning to get wrinkly. Can't imagine what 30 would be like.

I suppose I should invest in some mositurisers.

Your Honour wrote:
> Can someone actually define trolling for me, as after reading
> this I have no idea what it is.
>
> Thanksverymuch.

Special Reserve's Definition of "Trolling"

Do not troll or cause trouble - Anyone found to be purposely winding up other users (trolling) or causing trouble (eg. trying to break the site, using other people's usernames etc.) will be warned - we're providing a place for you to visit, and we'd ask you to respect our rules and behave yourself. If you cannot follow these simple regulations then we will have to ask you to leave. If necessary, we can pass your details on to higher authority should we deem it a serious enough offence.

But that doesn't actually say what trolling is.

I thought trolling was boiling alive little people in a big cooking pot ... in the woods ... after dark.

Oops...

A very belated happy birthday (I did mean to post at the time).

Have you lost a limb yet or is that still on the cards?

Your Honour wrote:
> But that doesn't actually say what trolling is.

Anyone found to be purposely winding up other users (trolling)