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"Peep Show Quotes"

Btw anyone know when the second series is out on DVD...In the meantime here are some vintage quotes.

'life's all pain. pain gloom and misery....hey, 33% extra free. i am doing excellent shopping. my depressed state of mind means a being even more frugal than usual.....'

'and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i liiike you'.

'oi....clean shirt!'

'Blitzkrieg- I'm In The Ardennes!!'

'I'm not trying to kill him, we're eating sushi'

Mark: "There were three different flavours of crisps!"

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Jez: "Well, your girl and my mate have just gone off to **** each other. Do you want sit in the front room in a tent eating Dairylea? Is that what you want? Because that's what's going to happen."

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Mark: "It's not going to make me do a poo, is it?"

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Super Hanz: "My hands were on the button, Mark. There was a line, you crossed that line. I'm going to have to re-evaluate my thinking about you."

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Mark: "My name's Mark, and I'm am alcoholic. My first beer was when I was 15, a [insert drink]. You know, the bear, with the little pork pie hat. Sometimes I'll just sit down, eating oven chips, out of the bag, frozen, until I'm sick upon myself. That's how ****ed I've been."

M thinks: 'Do a Columbo..'

"Remind me again..which university was it she went to.."
"Bristol"
"Ah yes..of course"

Thinks: 'Good old Columbo, only the one move, but still, beats the crap out of Quincy'

Mark: Have you got the name of that doctor for Toni's sister

Jez: Sure its Dr. Fu...Ping Pong Poo Yang Yip Whang Fang Dang

Mark: Ah you're lampooning me, it was a simple lampoon
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Mark: Good old Mr. Patelle, doesn't ask any questions, whether its buying Corn Flakes, Beer...or Gay Porn
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Paramedic: How pills did you take Jeremy

Jez: The whole bottle but....

Paramedic: Stand back i'm going to have to perform a stomach pump

Jez: No I was just kidding..before..I mean...DONT PUMP ME, DONT PUMP ME!!!!!

Mark: At last Jeremy can pay the Blockbuster fine now, plus I can order him around...
...Jeremy file this for me
...Jeremy deliver this for me
...Jeremy suck this for me
...Jesus where did that come from

Peep Show rocks

J:"I've had lots of experience in this kind of field, like doing the spices and the videos. What I want really is to build on that in a work related zone... Sphere, I meant sphere..." Thinks: My god that sounded amazing.

J thinks: Uh, my natural bloody charm's only swinging it... got to... do something... *twitches*
C:"Are you alright?"
J:"Yeah it's just a... thing I have"
M:"What thing?"
J:"Facial...spasming.."
M:"Facial spasm... You do NOT have facial spasming!"
J:"I do"...

J:"Yeah, well at least I don't fancy elves and pixies"
M:"What does that mean" *turns towards C* "I LITERALLY have no idea what that means!"

That whole interview scene is just genius :-)

S:"You know Carol went home crying?"
Johnson:"Hey, I'm just a Doctor, I don't make the needles sharp"
S:"That's not a wig Alan, that's actually her hair".

J thinks: Who's the Johnson now, Johnson?

I'm going to go order the first series DVD.

It rules so, so much. The extras on it are really good aswell. Jeremy's Big Brother audition tape is hilarious.

G:"Mark... you're... in the stationary cupboard..."
M:"That's right Geoff."

J thinks: I am going to feel so bad... when this is over.