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"Peep Show Quotes"

Btw anyone know when the second series is out on DVD...In the meantime here are some vintage quotes.

'life's all pain. pain gloom and misery....hey, 33% extra free. i am doing excellent shopping. my depressed state of mind means a being even more frugal than usual.....'

'and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i liiike you'.

'oi....clean shirt!'

'Blitzkrieg- I'm In The Ardennes!!'

'I'm not trying to kill him, we're eating sushi'

M thinks: He's trying to therapise me...

J: Is it in the ear?

J thinks: They're going to play sex games with me, then burn me in the bath.

M thinks: Must retract wink

*starts twitching eyes*
hahaha

M:"Given one more day she would've..."
J:"Yeah definitely. Another notch on the bedpost... sort of..."

G:"Are you trying to tell me you've gone gay?"
M:"Well, there are many parts to the spectrum and"
G:"And you've gone into the gay part of it?"
M:"Those are the facts".

M thinks: At least she won't recoil in horror at scrotum scar

Jez [thinking]: This is okay, its just like a porno. Except I can't see anything, I havent got a hard on, and I feel like crying
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Mark: Its easy being a freak...No wonder they are ten to the penny
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Mark [thinking]: I'm looking into the abyss, I don't like the look of the abyss
Sophie: Mark, theres an urgent call for you
Mark [thinking]: Maybe I could fill the abyss with urgent calls
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Mark [thinking]: Besides, once you're going steady, you can grind her down. Put her handbag in the fridge and tell her she's going mad.
Mark: HAHAHA.
Sophie: What's so funny?
Mark: Nothing...sorry


Ahhhhhhh Genius

I have a 'friend' who is totally like mark.

Paradox: wrote:
> I have a 'friend' who is totally like mark.

Wierd Nuts aswell?

Probably

he's an odd stalker type