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"The Perfect Poo"

Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?

One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.

Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.

Hmmmm.

JFH wrote:
> How has a topic about poo gained so many replies?

We're all immature.

(Insert premature joke here)

JFH wrote:
> How has a topic about poo gained so many replies?

I was just about to say the same thing. Maybe it's me. Only I can make a topic about crap and get 100 replies.

People do talk it on here anyway, so it's expected.

How has a topic about poo gained so many replies?

Well, can you make another one?

Goodbye.

Hey Chrizz, go give that trout to the person who guessed my last username. They'll want it.

Thanks for the offer m8ty, but i got to og and watch Amir Khan boxing, cya all later.

Flammability can affect flavour.

chrizz wrote:
> SnoopDogg wrote:
> Is it edible?
>
> mate its not only edible its breadible

Does it smell of poo? if yes ill argue.

The difference is the flammability.