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"The Perfect Poo"

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Sat 14/05/05 at 15:46
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?

One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.

Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.

Hmmmm.
Sat 14/05/05 at 23:02
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"In Soviet Russia..."
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Bad Baby
Sat 14/05/05 at 23:01
Regular
"hit the road jack"
Posts: 2,538
Poo references..

T*rd
Log
S***
S***e
Brown submarine (well done Tphi)
Butt nuggets
Dog egg
Turtle head
Corned kebab
Little baby
Dump
Bronzer
Steamer

.. Add!
Sat 14/05/05 at 22:56
"period drama"
Posts: 19,792
It gets better the longer you keep it?
Sat 14/05/05 at 22:06
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Posts: 11,038
Memorandum! wrote:
> munn wrote:
> The worst one's are wet splashy ones when you have a boner (Damn
> them).
>
> you often poo while you have a boner?

Pffft, it's only morning wood after night-before curries.

If you don't poo then you poop yerself, so you have to sit with a boner on teh loo.

It's about the only time I don't have a ham shank when I have a boner.
Sat 14/05/05 at 22:03
Regular
"In Soviet Russia..."
Posts: 3,934
Quick! Say the first word that comes into your head!
Sat 14/05/05 at 22:02
Regular
"In Soviet Russia..."
Posts: 3,934
What about Piglet?
Sat 14/05/05 at 22:00
Regular
"kill or be killed"
Posts: 635
pooh was always the hated character in the winnie the pooh show
Sat 14/05/05 at 21:59
Regular
"In Soviet Russia..."
Posts: 3,934
Besides the bog-standard one.

*Bud um cha*
Sat 14/05/05 at 21:56
Regular
"0228"
Posts: 5,953
Q. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

A. He was looking for Pooh.
Sat 14/05/05 at 21:52
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"In Soviet Russia..."
Posts: 3,934
You know, we didn't actually need a premature joke.

Anyone know any poo jokes?

Literal ones.

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