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However, I am really concerned so I will risk the embarassment.
Basically I am really failing to understand why my bum area always smells. PLEASE dont make toilet humour jokes, I am a thoroughly hygenic person and in very good health. However, it always seems as if I have pumped constantly or even soiled my pants with faeces.
Neither of the two are actually the case, and it makes me very very nervous. For example, I work in ASDA behind the till and whenever I stand up to go for my break or whatever, the chair will always stink of poo even if I have only been there for a few minutes. And NO, there is absolutely nothing ''up there'' which may be causing the smell. The worst thing is, its a running joke amongst ALL of my work colleagues and they think I cant see them pulling disgusted faces. It does seem to get worse whenever I sit down. I cannot go in a car with ANYONE, and if I get onto a bus I have to sit on my own at the back with the windows open.
It has actually resorted to me visiting the loo every chance I can and spraying perfume onto my bum. Part of me felt it could be a simple case of sweating, however I highly doubt it because I never actually do sweat around that area :' { I bath myself twice a day and always ensure when I am doing a number 2 that I am completely clean ;' {
Now I know you are all probably laughing your heads off, but please understand this is a REAL problem I have and it is driving me insane with anger.
> Also Chr1s, its not BOLL, lol
What else could it be?
> Also Chr1s, its not BOLL, lol
You're so stupid.
Oh well ... it's a dogs' life, man
> Hoju wrote:
> SnoopDogg wrote:
> Hoju wrote:
> My advice, get some talcum powder and put it down your trousers.
>
> LMAO, Hoju your sound/funnny
>
> I was actually giving advice, I try and help people instead of
> shouting BS around the forums like you own them when infact nobody
> likes you.
>
> Aimed at me? LMAO
Had second thoughts about that load of boll***s you wrote before then? Damn that edit button.
> SnoopDogg wrote:
> Hoju wrote:
> My advice, get some talcum powder and put it down your trousers.
>
> LMAO, Hoju your sound/funnny
>
> I was actually giving advice, I try and help people instead of
> shouting BS around the forums like you own them when infact nobody
> likes you.
Aimed at me? LMAO
> You what? Is that directed at me?
The beginning part of the post was yes, the rest directed at the person who happens to have a problem with bum odour amazingly.