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And what did I spy? I bloke on the side of the road, in a car with the bonnet up, he looked like your stereotypical 'chav lad' - Upturned cap, Burberry scarf (I kid you not - on a warm day, a scarf) and Nike branded 'threads'. The situation was really quite funny, their he was, in the drivers seat, with his head slumped against the window - doing absolutely nothing to restart the car and making no attempt to move it to a more 'secure' off road position.
As he was a Chav and looked like a total pillock I started laughing and pointed him out to the other two peeps in the car, they also started laughing and he noticed. "What the F are you looking at?" he roared at us, which we found even funnier. "What the 'F'in' H are you laughing at?". Resisting the temptation to say 'a complete pillock' we turned away and 'sniggered' silently.
The lights changed a minute later and we were through, the breeze hitting us again. We all burst out laughing and looked back at the Chav - in his broken down banger-Volvo - who was still wearing his 'constipated chimp' expression of confused anger.
Yep. That was one fun trip. Highlight of my life in fact. I'm not really sure why I told you all that - it's just another amusing story of 'Chav's behaving badly'...man, that would make a great show!
> Even big hairs? How thick are we talking? MM or CM?
Aha, fool.
You knows what I'm talking about.
You sound exactly like any other Chav, I'm not takin the P, only sayin' a real Chav sounds like...well...a Chav
> Chrones, shut up.
>
> And with the girl in question, you wouldn't have. Big breasts, yes.
> Big everything else? Hell yes.
Even big hairs? How thick are we talking? MM or CM?
And with the girl in question, you wouldn't have. Big breasts, yes. Big everything else? Hell yes.
> Chr1s wrote:
> Does this mean that you would have used it? You being a "real
> chav" and all.
>
> You absolute retard, read the rest of the post before you spout more
> idiotic drivel.
Wow, you real chavs lead exciting lives.