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Me and a couple of my friends were being driven home from the 'learnin' cage' yesterday, at about 12, the beginning of Easter and that, and the trip. The conversation had a slight air of 'non-existence', so we were all looking out of the windows, bored and hot. We stopped at a busy set of traffic lights.
And what did I spy? I bloke on the side of the road, in a car with the bonnet up, he looked like your stereotypical 'chav lad' - Upturned cap, Burberry scarf (I kid you not - on a warm day, a scarf) and Nike branded 'threads'. The situation was really quite funny, their he was, in the drivers seat, with his head slumped against the window - doing absolutely nothing to restart the car and making no attempt to move it to a more 'secure' off road position.
As he was a Chav and looked like a total pillock I started laughing and pointed him out to the other two peeps in the car, they also started laughing and he noticed. "What the F are you looking at?" he roared at us, which we found even funnier. "What the 'F'in' H are you laughing at?". Resisting the temptation to say 'a complete pillock' we turned away and 'sniggered' silently.
The lights changed a minute later and we were through, the breeze hitting us again. We all burst out laughing and looked back at the Chav - in his broken down banger-Volvo - who was still wearing his 'constipated chimp' expression of confused anger.
Yep. That was one fun trip. Highlight of my life in fact. I'm not really sure why I told you all that - it's just another amusing story of 'Chav's behaving badly'...man, that would make a great show!
And what did I spy? I bloke on the side of the road, in a car with the bonnet up, he looked like your stereotypical 'chav lad' - Upturned cap, Burberry scarf (I kid you not - on a warm day, a scarf) and Nike branded 'threads'. The situation was really quite funny, their he was, in the drivers seat, with his head slumped against the window - doing absolutely nothing to restart the car and making no attempt to move it to a more 'secure' off road position.
As he was a Chav and looked like a total pillock I started laughing and pointed him out to the other two peeps in the car, they also started laughing and he noticed. "What the F are you looking at?" he roared at us, which we found even funnier. "What the 'F'in' H are you laughing at?". Resisting the temptation to say 'a complete pillock' we turned away and 'sniggered' silently.
The lights changed a minute later and we were through, the breeze hitting us again. We all burst out laughing and looked back at the Chav - in his broken down banger-Volvo - who was still wearing his 'constipated chimp' expression of confused anger.
Yep. That was one fun trip. Highlight of my life in fact. I'm not really sure why I told you all that - it's just another amusing story of 'Chav's behaving badly'...man, that would make a great show!
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Oriental Rib wrote:
> Only in a chavs 9 lives.
Aha! So it is true...
Gimme Gimme biatch...where'd you get these lives from?
> Only in a chavs 9 lives.
Aha! So it is true...
Gimme Gimme biatch...where'd you get these lives from?
What's your kid called? Shaniqua?
mattributé wrote:
> Oriental Rib wrote:
> 1st album was decent. Catchy tunes and some lyrical geniusness. 2nd
> album, get away from me you polo neck wearing freak.
>
> Agreed.
He went to emo yeah?
I LUVS HIM!
EMO!
EMO!
> Oriental Rib wrote:
> 1st album was decent. Catchy tunes and some lyrical geniusness. 2nd
> album, get away from me you polo neck wearing freak.
>
> Agreed.
He went to emo yeah?
I LUVS HIM!
EMO!
EMO!
Only in a chavs 9 lives.
Your a mother are you?
Congratulations on breaking the pregnancy gender barrier
Congratulations on breaking the pregnancy gender barrier
Contribute to killing myself once a week. And if I have 9 lives i'm one intelligent mother for my age.
'Kill yourself once a week'
You have nine lives, interesting
You have nine lives, interesting
Oriental Rib wrote:
> 1st album was decent. Catchy tunes and some lyrical geniusness. 2nd
> album, get away from me you polo neck wearing freak.
Agreed.
> 1st album was decent. Catchy tunes and some lyrical geniusness. 2nd
> album, get away from me you polo neck wearing freak.
Agreed.
mattributé wrote:
> And you idolise the streets. Naturally.
1st album was decent. Catchy tunes and some lyrical geniusness. 2nd album, get away from me you polo neck wearing freak.
> And you idolise the streets. Naturally.
1st album was decent. Catchy tunes and some lyrical geniusness. 2nd album, get away from me you polo neck wearing freak.
mattributé wrote:
> Aha, fool.
>
> You knows what I'm talking about.
Aye I do, I can't think of anything worse than sex...(wait for it) with a pair of blubba legs. I mean i'm not one to know but anyone who is do your body parts get sucked in whilst doing the action or what?
> Aha, fool.
>
> You knows what I'm talking about.
Aye I do, I can't think of anything worse than sex...(wait for it) with a pair of blubba legs. I mean i'm not one to know but anyone who is do your body parts get sucked in whilst doing the action or what?
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