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"For my notable vote..."

Okay, I've decided. The notable elections are a joke. That's not saying I wouldn't like to win and prove my superiority over you all - far from it. I'd love to be gold and have the ability to laugh at all you underlings. Well, laugh more than I do now. And in a deeper voice. Anyway, I'm not going to win. People simply don't appreciate true are and with every post I make, 1,000 deep meanings are missed by your people. You should read deeper.

So, for my notable vote, I have devised a plot. If I had to vote for the my favourite I'd simply vote FFF. Gold, that boy is. But seeing as I would hate for Maunder to have any kind of superiority over me (we sorted out the 'wang size' issue a long while back, now), I'm oggering my vote to the floor. Which means you guys.

SO, for all those desperate to get my notable vote, listen up. In 50 words or less, you must finish the start of this story off. Deal?

'The world is a machine. You all know this. You live and breath this. Only I know the truth. You are but pawns in their sinister game. The man cackles as you make him prosper in his black and white town. There's one way in and no way out. Truth shall come one day. On that day, you shall all be free. Free from the water-tight lies you've been taught since birth. Free from the shackles of the machine.

There once was a little boy called Jack who had a little pet penguin...'

This is where you come in. Finish off in 50 words, and the best entry (judged by me) gets my vote.

Get writing, folks...

I was at jimooneys performing a video to Kaiser Cheifs 'I predict a riot'. Hate the lyrics, love the music, 'getting into' the band. The commies.

If I had been here earlier, you'd have been scolded earlier. Simple.

There should have been a torrent of complaints. An uprising. And several violent protests.

What do I get?

Nothing .. for 2 hours ... and then someone insulting my memory.
Everything sucks.

Past pwns j00

I am liking Creppu's

But there is no such person as Mattribute. Anymore.

Long live mattributé.

Oh, and FFF I hope you was joking about the 'busty' wenchmobile. Buxom. BUXOM. [I]BUXOM

There once was a little boy called Jack who had a little pet penguin, the penguin killed you and you cant read the rest of this story.

RoJ wrote:
> He made love for them, with them.. It was all for the children..

They had some of the footage on CBBC

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Kyz, who the hell is Mattribute?

My secret moonlight lover.

He made love for them, with them.. It was all for the children..

Kyz, who the hell is Mattribute?

Michael Jackson didn't molest those children!


He made love to them

I'm not sure if I have enough words for that.

Jack wasn't a comeplete sicko.