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"Short Poem Competition Revival"

I don't need to introduce this. It;s the Short Poem Competition. I give you a word, you create literary verse about it and then, magically, a winner is produced. The winning date shall not be announced. Ever.

The words you have to base your brilliance around are below

'(Park) Bench'

Get styling, you hip young cats.

WINNER

Ashman wrote:
> Playing for the jersey
>
> The yellow slides over skin,
> New day, new match, new chances.
> Strolling upon a fresh green pitch,
> Supporters aim their glances.
>
> The jersey owns me, I play for it,
> I love the Crew, I’m Columbus bred.
> It runs deep inside me, yellow blood,
> Without this passion I would be dead.
>
> Give me the ball; a sphere of chance.
> Give me a yard.
> Half a yard.
> Give me anything.
> I want to give the Crew what they deserve.
>
> ”I play for the jersey. I love Columbus.”
>
> And the shirt comes off.
> The gloves removed.
> Buddle twelve.
> CROO APPROVED.
>
> bench

Edson Buddle

[I]You play for the crew
you do, you do
but that is not your only occupation

Your other job, you see
is not part time
is not paid
is not voluntary
it is but nature to you

By day or by night
you set my heart alight
your skill, your passion
the way you caress the ball
it makes my pants wet

You truly are the epitome of the word
'Buddlicious'

Oi

[I]I believe he was talking to
myself,
you ho.

Though I feel this is
an awful attempt
to foil you,
just pretend the a is normal.

Damn your name for
not having an l in it.

Mattribute

[I]This person does not exist
you see my name?
my name, you see
has no capital at the start
and an accent at the end.

I've probably misspelt your name
but you see
I don't care.

Whatever

Whatever,
Mattribute is almost the only
one postng here.
And I do not
appreciate his art anyway.

Shakespeare

[I]2,000 word essay
coursework, no less
on one of the most irrelevant characters in history
covered in words that don't exist.

Thanks for that, Will.

French

[I]Je detesté
le French

Agreement

I concur
avec
mattribute

Dead

[I]THis thread is not for you
or you
or you
or even you

This thread
This beautiful thread
was created so I could chronicle
the life and times
of Matthew Britton

Erm...

Mattribute,
I think this threads dead

Realisation

[I]Ugly
My god, you're ugly
Were you an extra in Lord of the Rings?

I don't like sitting near you
I don't like talking to you
I don't like your attitude
I don't like you.

Can't you understand?
Can't you get the message?
I don't like you, ho
Now get your clothes on and go.