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"Short Poem Competition Revival"

I don't need to introduce this. It;s the Short Poem Competition. I give you a word, you create literary verse about it and then, magically, a winner is produced. The winning date shall not be announced. Ever.

The words you have to base your brilliance around are below

'(Park) Bench'

Get styling, you hip young cats.

WINNER

Ashman wrote:
> Playing for the jersey
>
> The yellow slides over skin,
> New day, new match, new chances.
> Strolling upon a fresh green pitch,
> Supporters aim their glances.
>
> The jersey owns me, I play for it,
> I love the Crew, I’m Columbus bred.
> It runs deep inside me, yellow blood,
> Without this passion I would be dead.
>
> Give me the ball; a sphere of chance.
> Give me a yard.
> Half a yard.
> Give me anything.
> I want to give the Crew what they deserve.
>
> ”I play for the jersey. I love Columbus.”
>
> And the shirt comes off.
> The gloves removed.
> Buddle twelve.
> CROO APPROVED.
>
> bench

Edit

[I]Covey
NO!
TIGER

Passwords

[I]Firefly
Butterfly

English Coursework

[I]Coursework: Done
Me: Yeyu

Hahaha

English Coursework

[I]Deadline: Tomorrow
Me: ARGH

Don't like the post

Short poem? No!
I want to write an epic.

My Day

[I]Heard my teacher fake an orgasm
Nice

My Day

[I]Hot girl hugs
so totally pwn j00

A walk to the bus-stop
with wimmens
despite not needing the bus
so totally pwns j00

Laughing at someones hair
despite your own looking stupid
so totally pwns j00

Knowing that the hot girl doesn't like you
and the wimmens don't like you
and the ugly haired bloke is getting laid by hot wimmens
so totally pwns me

Checklist #2

-Picture in paper
-Dance with girls
-Suffer from mental

Royal Society Checklist

[I]-Fly like eagles
-Sing like Sinatra
-Fulfill date with destruction