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"Short Poem Competition Revival"

I don't need to introduce this. It;s the Short Poem Competition. I give you a word, you create literary verse about it and then, magically, a winner is produced. The winning date shall not be announced. Ever.

The words you have to base your brilliance around are below

'(Park) Bench'

Get styling, you hip young cats.

WINNER

Ashman wrote:
> Playing for the jersey
>
> The yellow slides over skin,
> New day, new match, new chances.
> Strolling upon a fresh green pitch,
> Supporters aim their glances.
>
> The jersey owns me, I play for it,
> I love the Crew, I’m Columbus bred.
> It runs deep inside me, yellow blood,
> Without this passion I would be dead.
>
> Give me the ball; a sphere of chance.
> Give me a yard.
> Half a yard.
> Give me anything.
> I want to give the Crew what they deserve.
>
> ”I play for the jersey. I love Columbus.”
>
> And the shirt comes off.
> The gloves removed.
> Buddle twelve.
> CROO APPROVED.
>
> bench

PLaying for the Jersey WINSSSSS

Who won?

The Tale of a Cat

Is situated just above the cockandballs/ladyhole

Playing for the jersey

The yellow slides over skin,
New day, new match, new chances.
Strolling upon a fresh green pitch,
Supporters aim their glances.

The jersey owns me, I play for it,
I love the Crew, I’m Columbus bred.
It runs deep inside me, yellow blood,
Without this passion I would be dead.

Give me the ball; a sphere of chance.
Give me a yard.
Half a yard.
Give me anything.
I want to give the Crew what they deserve.

”I play for the jersey. I love Columbus.”

And the shirt comes off.
The gloves removed.
Buddle twelve.
CROO APPROVED.

bench

Damn, Revival

Just lie down and die!
*Draws stake.*
*Locates crossroads.*
*looks around for running water.*
*Crafts subtle garlic noose.*
Fall back to the chasm from whence thou came,
FOUL BEAST!

Mum

MATTHEW
YOU LEFT YOUR PLATE
IN THE SINK
NOW I WILL SHOUT FOR 4 HOURS AND GO ON FOREVER WITH NO BREATHS INBETWEEN AND MAKE WILD ACCUSATIONS ABOUT YOU, YOUR PERSONAL HEALTH AND STATE REASONS WHY YOU HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND MOAN BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOME WASHING ON YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR





WASH THE POTS





# PROBLEM:
You have typed most of your post in CAPITAL letters. Some people find this discourteous, as it gives the impression you are shouting, and is not allowed on these forums.

Torture

I roam through the fridge
with an eye for pudding-esque goodness.
ROLO MOUSSE - YAY YAY YAY.
I return, equipped with spoon,
extend my arm, grab th-
"No! Those aren't for you,
I bought them for work."
Oh, how you thwart me, mother.

Ecks vs Sever

[I]Halo, Half-Life, Conker,
take note
this is how to own at being an FPS

The shooting is simple
the guns rewarding
if only they made it online

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