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"Castless For Christmas"

On September 16th of this year, I had a bad fall and broke the scaphoid bone of my right wrist. After getting it x-rayed, it was discovered that not only was the bone completely snapped in two, but it had already been broken the past six months.

I've had to have a million X-rays, and five casts. I've had to have a three-hour operation, a bone graft, and a screw put in my wrist. I've had to perform, write, live for three months (A QUARTER OF A YEAR!!!) with a cast of some sort holding my damaged hand together.

And now - finally - I'm castless. I got it removed today for the final time *touches wood* and now have a three-and-a-half inch purple scar going down my thumb and onto my arm.

It still feels very stiff, and I'm having trouble moving my thumb, but I'll be opening presents on Chrsitmas Day atleast with two good hands and a smile on my face (although I would've had the smile anyway).

As much as I'm loving this thread, I'm off to bed.

Have a good wan- erm night, everybody!

The Hibernator wrote:

> It was gold.

I would've thought it was more of a brown-ish colour.

I like it...

EDIT: Not aimed at poopots' last comment.

Must be very disappointing when it comes out and very red.

5 times is porn star worthy, assuming you can keep Mr. Tenny "happy".




Perhaps, if we keep on going, we can get this thread deleted. Then it would make us in-the-know and everyone will be hanging from our every word as we recite the tail.

That really does need to go in the phrase Hall of Fame.

Clazon wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
>
> I think so - it was also home to Cookie Monster's famous
> "Brownie" line :D
>
> Oh do tell.



He said summat along the lines:
"Sometimes I think I don't need a crap but then I stick my finger up there and sure enough I feel a brownie."

It was gold.

LOL i love cake.

poopots wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> gaybys wrote:
> One time I ate cake 5 times in one day.
>
> I'm not even joking.
>
> Exhausted?
>
> I bet the 5th one came out like water though?

Nah, I bet he struggled for half an hour and then got a drop the size of a pea.

poopots wrote:
> Crumble wrote:
> poopots wrote:
> I can’t say I have ever eaten cake more then 3 times in a day
> because
> I have never had the time.
>
> Be quiet. We've changed the topic.
>
> Sorry, I was never involved in that discussion I never usually read
> posts that involve anal-sex. .

Oh, you should - it brought us all together :' {

(I need a tissue for all the rewarding memories - or maybe some cake).