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"Condom Card"

I've heard of something called a "condom card" which you can show at a pharmacy/chemist/etc and get free condoms, however I haven't been able to find out (Internet wise or otherwise) how to get hold of one.

I tried my local clinic place, but they wouldn't give me any. The woman looked at me as if I'd just pushed her mother down the stairs and told me "We don't do that sort of thing here."

They really don't make it easy for teenagers to get free contraception, no wonder there's no many knocked up kids these days.

"you" being?

I asked her if she was your biatch...

Yet to reply.

I'm gonna post this random conversation in a minute...

Some random girl added me, she's from the land of funny languages...

I'll give you a mention.

Neigh.

Paradox: wrote:
> phuzzy wrote:
> We've got something called a 'C Card'.
>
> Free condoms and stuff from chemists etc.]
>
>
> The C stands for Condom :-)

Aah! And here was me thinking it was 'Chav' or 'Cheap'...

I've just been forced to buy smart trousers that fit me. My genitals are so big they need like an extra cup for them.

It's not all easy being hung like a horse you know.

phuzzy wrote:
> We've got something called a 'C Card'.
>
> Free condoms and stuff from chemists etc.]


The C stands for Condom :-)

Yes, it's true.

It's only 3cm long.

:(

Or he was just nervous about her seeing his micro-penis.

phi11ip wrote:
> I could have pulled tonight easily, but I didn't because my standards
> are too high.
>
Standards can never be too high. Just women too low to meet them.