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Your goal: To post a better joke than the person before you (pretty hard to tell)
avoid the short ones..they aren't very good
I'll start off:
oh cr@p I've lost my joke book.
Ohwell.......
Rupert the fridge.
1 Or silver
> What's white and sits in a tree?
> A fridge.
My fridge is silver.
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Sore arms.
To stamp out burning grassland.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
What's white and hangs from a tree?
A bunch of milk.
What's white and sits in a tree?
A fridge.
What's black and roams the desert?
A herd of Marmite
What is green and brown, has 4 legs, and will kill u if it falls out of the tree?
A snooker table.
What has 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
I love bad jokes
a rose with no thorns!
*boom boom ching*
> A girl came skipping home from school one day.
> "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today and
> all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See?
> 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!
> Very good, said her Mother.
> Is it because I'm blonde? "Yes, it's because your blonde,"
> said the Mommy.
> The next day the girl came skipping home from school. " Mommy,
> Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all
> all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See?
> A,B,C,D,E,F,G!
> "Very Good," said her Mother.
> Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?
> "Yes it's because your blond!
> The following day the girl came skipping home from school.
> "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in Gym class
> today, and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but
> I have these!" She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of
> 36C's.
> "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
> "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
> "No Honey, it's because you're 24."
one of the best jokes ive ever heard!
yes the man and donkey were really old
so were the monks
its a joke
ha
proper bo
Urs Meier owning SKY!
Better one Bullet...