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Another Joke Thread and yet again, I make this from boredom.

Your goal: To post a better joke than the person before you (pretty hard to tell)

avoid the short ones..they aren't very good

I'll start off:
oh cr@p I've lost my joke book.

Ohwell.......

A horse (ruud van nist) walks into a bar & the bar man says "Why the long face?"

Der Nazi wrote:
> What do you call a Scouse vehicle recovery service?
> The AAAAAAAAAAAA.

I love that one.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

I do not hate chickens

Those chicken ones yesterday didn't make any sense. They were done by a moron and probably someone who doesn't like chickens much.

Der Nazi wrote:

> Two Chavs are in a car and there's no "music". Who's
> driving?
> The police.

HAHAHAHAHA...T'was crap

Why did the punk cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.

Two Chavs are in a car and there's no "music". Who's driving?
The police.

What's the most beautiful sight in Scotland?
The road leading back to England.

What do you call a Scouse vehicle recovery service?
The AAAAAAAAAAAA.

What's the diffrence between Love and Herpes?

Herpes lasts forever.

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Fridge."

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

This is possible the best joke I have ever heard :

caveat

lol