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Brushermop. It is electronic and you brush the floor and put it in a container then mop the floor and then dry it with blasts of air. Very handy. My little twin sisters gave me the idea.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Where'd God come from / where'd the universe come from.
>
> Both sides of the argument start on a 'don't know'

or a "God is real, but there isn't any proof to disprove my theory or to prove it right"

Where'd God come from / where'd the universe come from.

Both sides of the argument start on a 'don't know'

Well, I can't remember the exact gasses blamed for the big bang, but perhaps the reason they happened to come together like that, is because God mixed them together with a giant wooden spoon...



perhaps? :-)





Ofcourse, the theory has it's flaws...

This was before the earth had formed and trees evolved, so where God got the wood to make the spoon, only he knows...

I'll ask him if I ever make it to heaven...

Strafio wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
>
> Listen, mate. You said you were a creationist. But now you are
> saying
> you believe in the "big bang". So what is it going to be,
> the big bang or creation?
>
> Creation, USING the Big Bang?
>
> Haven't you heard of the Woodon Spoon theory yet?

No I haven't, but I would like to know about the "wooden spoon" theory.

A theory involving spooning?
I'm listening...

Forest Fan wrote:

> Listen, mate. You said you were a creationist. But now you are saying
> you believe in the "big bang". So what is it going to be,
> the big bang or creation?

Creation, USING the Big Bang?

Haven't you heard of the Woodon Spoon theory yet?

Hahah
:-D

leaves prison shower block

Prods with love stick

Oh, little twin sisterS, that'd make more sense ¦^)

Slaps self with idiot stick