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"Dum-ass newbies"

This gets me. Bad.

Stupid prats who go into a topic, read up to "newbies are often[insert insult]", miss the subtle joke, scroll down the screen at the speed of light, jerking their hand away from their scrolly button as it bursts into flame, and post something sharp and whitty like:

"hey man not all noobies are stupid lol!1!"

or

"who do u fink u r man? u cant say that blah blah blah"

or something even better along the lines of

"u regulars r always putin us newbs down cuz were noo"

or

"evre1 was a newbie/noob 1 day lol1!"

Every one of them proving the original regulars point beyond their own ability.

This tribute is for all 'u' morons.

*tributes*

Thank you please.

Now, now.....don't insult other (more intelligent) unicellar lifeforms. Why should they pay for the Newbies incompetence?

Ameboes, Newbies, they're both fine examples of unicellar life forms.

Wow, you have mastered the language of the amoebas...I mean Newbies.

This gets me. Bad.

Stupid prats who go into a topic, read up to "newbies are often[insert insult]", miss the subtle joke, scroll down the screen at the speed of light, jerking their hand away from their scrolly button as it bursts into flame, and post something sharp and whitty like:

"hey man not all noobies are stupid lol!1!"

or

"who do u fink u r man? u cant say that blah blah blah"

or something even better along the lines of

"u regulars r always putin us newbs down cuz were noo"

or

"evre1 was a newbie/noob 1 day lol1!"

Every one of them proving the original regulars point beyond their own ability.

This tribute is for all 'u' morons.

*tributes*

Thank you please.