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"The Poll. It has nothing to do with bears, I assure you."

Right. Here it is.

If you had to choose between Christmas and getting £800, which would you prefer?

Good day.

Christmas = time off school/college/work/playschool (for some people here...)

Christmas. If you'd have said £100,000,000, then that'd be better.

it's always the case isn't it - you have a frank and mature discussion about some clown has to go and spoil it all :D

I am not Jonathan Nash, and I want to shave you bald and spray paint your head in the colour of your choice for only $19.95 + VAT.

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> ewwww.
>
> of course, everyone knows that the finest creature for the cleaning
> of ones under parts is the prairie dog.

Indeed.
Although during the shortage I switched to ferrets and haven't looked back since.

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Maybe if he used £1 notes.
>
> there ain't no such thing

Sorry to intrude, but pound notes used in the Channel Islands, and very handy they are too.

ewwww.

of course, everyone knows that the finest creature for the cleaning of ones under parts is the prairie dog.

They're endangered and mostly in captivity, so have to approached from a distance.
Projectile spewing in far less accurate, hence the bloching.

Ha-ha.

Red pandas?
That was after a very rough night.

ha ha ha. that I found genuinely high larious.

those whiley polar blighters.

so how do you explain pandas then?

I stopped trying years ago. It's now an art.

Why do you think all bears are brown?
Huh? Huh?
That my butt-mud, right there.

But a few of the craftier buggers naffed off to the Antartic, and there's no way I'm pulling down me kecks in that weather. Hence their whiteness.

Ra ra ra