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Tue 11/11/03 at 11:19
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Last night, courtesy of a mate, I obtained a copy of a film I've been trying to see for almost 2 years since I heard about it over the net.
It's been released in pretty much every country but here, mate bought me the DVD in Belgrade whilst visiting her family.

Directed by Yimou Zhang, Hero (aka Nameless/Ying xiong) tells the story of an man called "Nameless" (Jet Li), who arrives at the palace of the King of Qin to tell him how he has killed the King's three main enemies that have sought to slaughter him. The enemies, Broken Sword, Flying Snow & Silver Spear are the greatest assassins known in the land, and the king is intrigued as to how Nameless managed to defeat them.
So begins the film.

Nameless' stories are told in flashback form as to how he bested them.
And each flashback is colour co-ordinated, to seperate from each other.
Visually it is absolutely incredible, one of the most beautiful films I've ever seen.
One of the stories concerning Broken Sword & Flying Snow is red. All characters wear red, the decor is red, the sky is red...stunning and absolutely, incredibly beautiful.
A showdown in a forest, a fight amongst falling leaves and petals and, at the finale, the entire forest turns blood red.

Imagine Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - but with a visual imagination I've never, ever seen before, even in Chinese cinema.
The first encounter is between Nameless and Sky in a chess-house.
The fight is conducted "in the mind", and it puts any supposed cutting-edge CGI effects to shame.
Nameless running through frozen-in-time droplets of water, Sky upside down fighting.
It has the traditional wire-work, but it's done with style and panache with a showdown on a lake, swords breaking the water's surface only slightly etc.

Don't dismiss wire-work simply because The Matrix has introduced it to Westerners. To see Chinese cinema using it to show traditional character's movements through air and water, to demonstrate their harmony with the environment is a work of art.
The closest comparison I can think of, and it is ugly and clumsy and does not do Hero justice, is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

The end of the film, with them fighting in the tree-tops, rivers and clearings. Think that for 90 mins, a genius/amazing/beautiful/unbelievable work of cinema.
The assualt on Zhao Calligraphy school ranks as one of my personal favourite scenes of the last I-don't-know.
Thousands upon thousands (no CGI here, this is an epic) of archers (using their feet) launch hundreds of thousands of arrows towards the school.
A swarm, a black cloud of arrows flying, and Nameless and Flying Snow fighting them away.

Of course it's unbelievable, of course these people shouldn't be able to fight on a lake etc but that's the traditional Chinese folklore of these warriors. That's why the wire-work is amazing, because it's not just to make them flip really cool through the room, it's to enable them to run across mountains, skip over water and climb walls in mid-combat.

Hero/Nameless/Ying Xiong - if you are even slightly a fan of Chinese cinema or just incredible works of visual poetry, then try and find this film and get it.
If you think "Kung fu, wot like The Matrix? Wire work? Seen it", then stick with Kill Bill et al.
This isn't a kung-fu movie, I can't think of one instance of chop-socky.
This is swordsmanship, magic and beauty.

Here's some stills to try and show you what I mean by visual poetry:
http://outnow.ch/Media/Img/2002/Hero/
Thu 08/04/04 at 14:34
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"Lisan al-Gaib"
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Timmargh wrote:
> I have a dog I can throw a ball for - that usually kills an hour or
> two.

I find self abuse only wastes a couple of minutes.

(gets shopping list out)

frozen veg
pizza
beer
dog

(and NO, not to abuse in either way. Dirty minded messers!)
Thu 08/04/04 at 16:27
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Just ordered it. Can't wait.
Thu 08/04/04 at 16:35
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How long's the film, by the way?
Sun 11/04/04 at 21:51
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Yay! Just got an email saying it's been despatched - the email even had a photo of the package as an attachment!
Mon 12/04/04 at 10:54
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"Lisan al-Gaib"
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Timmargh wrote:
> Yay! Just got an email saying it's been despatched - the email even
> had a photo of the package as an attachment!

Just got it myself. Mmmmmmm.

Bwhahahahahahah. I thought you meant a picture of the the dvd case, not the actual bubblewrapped package with the address on.


Utter genius. The word "Why?" springs to mind ;)
Mon 12/04/04 at 10:56
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Pandaemonium wrote:
> Utter genius. The word "Why?" springs to mind ;)
*****

" ... you may use the number on the package to check with your local post office."

Although, it would've been easier to type the number into the message ...
Mon 12/04/04 at 11:17
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I got the same, receieved it on Saturday but never checked. 1-2 weeks seems a fair amount of time, but meh. As long as I get it.
Fri 16/04/04 at 17:44
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*Poppity for Saggy*
Fri 16/04/04 at 17:46
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Goatboy wrote:
> *Poppity for Saggy see? it was me that seen this first, i'm better than you *
Fri 16/04/04 at 17:51
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Blow it out of your ass kid, I'm trying to help somebody.

The day I need to preen for acceptance before a bunch of chimpanzees like you lot is the day I surrender my "I'm best" card.

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