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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

abe: i see death every where i go. DEATHHHHH!!! *points at maggie*
Lisa: thats just maggie
Abe: DEATHHHHH! *points at the dog*
Lisa: thats the dog
Abe: DEATHHHHH!!!! *points at maggie*
Lisa: thats maggie again grandpa.

homer: Lousy Smarch weather!

HOMER - 'Simpson, Homer Simpson, hes the greatest guy in history, from the town of springfield, hes about to hit a chestnut tree' *HITS TREE*

'D'oH!'

Agnes: No more tunnels!

*Homer shovelling grease into the back of the car*

Bart : "Jeez Homer, moms gonna kill you!"
Homer : "If Marge didn't want her car ruined, she should have done a better job of hiding her keys"

Homer: Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanderssssssssssssssss.

Hmm, this isn't really a quote, but the Planet Of The Apes play starring Troy McLure is hilarious.

"Dr Sayers Dr Sayers...Dr Sayers Sayers, Dr Sayers!"

(Sayers may be wrong lol, it's just what I heard )

Homer "Flanders I need 5,000 dollars"

Flanders "Well if you want it that much you will be in my prayers"

Homer "Oh go suck a bible"

Hi im troy Mclaor, you may remember me from such educational movies such as, lead paint delicious but deadly and here comes the metric system

Mclaor is spelt wrong but, muh

Mrs Krabapple: Due to the answers on Bart's test, this country was discovered in 1942 by some guy and the area he discovered was called Bonerland.