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"Name My Cat - The Big Issues Discussed"

Yes, we've been talking about the big issues like the Iraq war, Forensics, Identity Cards and so forth... but we haven't touched on the really big issue, the issue that affects us all in one way or another.

What should I call my cat? It's a stray we kinda adopted (ie. it kept coming back to our house so we fed it) and seeing as we've had to take it to the vet because of a gimpy leg, I think it's pretty much unsaid that we're going to keep it. However, we need to give it a name.

I want your suggestions please, nothing to cheesy, nothing to spasticated. And not names like Puss, or Garfield, or Meow-gli because they all suck. I'm a man, and he's going to be a man's cat.

FYI: It's black, dirty and always has oil up its back from sleeping under vans, a bit like a hobo.

Har-Mar
DARYL

Darkus wrote:
> Short-round

Excellent! I watched "Tempple" the other day!

*runs out to buy a fresh cat*

Weasel
Stoat
Gannet
Mr Bigglesworth
Azrael
Brewster
Willis
Short-round
Salem
Alan

You should call your cat a series of abusive languge.

Chesthair.

Now that's a manly name. Cut him a bit, and pick at his scabs so he gets scars and looks dead 'ard.

The Plump Marrow
Nobjockey

I think Jason is an excellent name for a cat, because we know someone called Jason and we can confuse him when he comes round.

How about w00t?

Of you could call it Tiger so that it ends up with an identity problem.

monkey_man wrote:
> Rofflepimp

LMFAO ROFL HA>