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"Threesomes... (part 2 - what actually happened....)"

This'll make sense to anyone that read the last post, but heres a quick recap:

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Me and the wife were talking about having threesomes, and she would be happy to get in another girl if we also got in another guy on another occasion. I asked you lot if it was a good idea, you mostly said no, mostly.)

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Well. Here's what happened. It sort of went a bit wrong, but not in the way you all thought!

We went around the other lass's house, (the girl we were gonna ask), well, i got there after work and the missus and our flatmate (the guy we were gonna ask) was already there. they were all pretty drunk. Our other flatmate (the girls ex) had to be up early and was our driver for the night, so we all went back to mine.

The girl's ex went to bed and the 4 of us carried on drinking.

I have no idea what happened next, but without warning, me and this girl were getting it on, IN THE SAME ROOM as my missus and the flatmate! Not mucking about, but seriously getting it on! The girl was worried that her ex might hear and get upset, but my missus said that it was cool, so i took her upstairs and you can guess what happened. The flatmate and my missus went to his room.

Then next day everything was cool. The ex left early for his thing, and we all had a lazy morning, showers and stuff. Got to chat to all involved, and the missus was cool about it (like she said she would be), the flatmate claims it's one of the wierdest days of his life but was cool about it (like i knew he would be), and the girl was too tired to do anything at all (i think i broke her!), but says she had a fun night and was cool about it (kinda expecting that, but thought she'd be worried about her ex more) Everything was cool.

Now, this is where it goes sour. The ex did hear us, and when he got up early he poked his head around my door to see us in bed together. He wasnt happy when the flatmate bedded her after they split, and me being married and all, and on top of that, he missed the house-party he's been dreaming of since we moved in.

So it's a touch awkward in the house at the mo, but from the only person not involved, and probably one of the most bizarre nights i'll ever have!

I never understood this 'blame the other party' approach. If I caught my girlfriend copping off with a fellah, she'd be in for a kicking then a dumping, I couldn't care less who he was (unless he was someone I knew, in which case he'd better not come near me in future). I would put the responsibility on the person in the relationship. Just as if I was having an affair, it would be very much my fault instead of the person I have having an affair with.

Well, I for one am most disappointed at this result.

Bitterly, bitterly disappointed.

Jonathan Nash wrote:
> Well, I for one am most disappointed at this result.
>
> Bitterly, bitterly disappointed.

They didn't use your Web Cam you sent them?

Hedfix wrote:
> Twiddly wrote:
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> Why take the vows if you have no intention of adhering to them?
>
> A Marriage licence is like a Driving licence. And who here can say
> they haven't driven up a one-way street the wrong way. :D

I think a hell of a lot of people can...

How old are you?!?

Anyway, Twiddly has a rather good point. What was the point of getting married if you wern't gonna bother with it? Wouldn't it have been easier (and cheaper) just to stay as a couple. Seems as if you just got married for the sake of it.

phi11ip wrote:
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> I think a hell of a lot of people can...

Yes, I was joking. :)

Hedfix wrote:
> A Marriage licence is like a Driving licence. And who here can say
> they haven't driven up a one-way street the wrong way. :D

There are soooo many jokes I could make about that in a 'putting-it-where-it-doesn't-normally-go' but I won't.

Taking the ring-road? Surely not. :D

It's all a poor tapestry you see.

Hedfix wrote:
> Taking the ring-road? Surely not. :D

Taking a cruise up Bourneville Boulevard :O

Becoming the Captain of the Cadbury's Canal.