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TOP TEN TIPS FOR WINNING GAMEADAY
10: Title your post FUTURE OF GAMING. Do not use an original title.
9: Put ceratin words in CAPITALS. It makes what YOU say look MORE important.
8: Exclamation marks work as multipliers, eg Nintendo Rules!!!! is a more powerful statement than Ninteno rules!
7: Write about which consoles you think are better, but only regarding consoles that you haven't played.
6: Review games that you haven't played, or that haven't even been released yet.
5: Be a zealot. Hate all consoles other than your own. defend your opinion strongly.
4: Don't ever use paragraphs. A large block of text looks like you've worked on it harder. As no one will bother to read it, we might just assume it's good.
3: If you haven't won within a week post lots of messages complaiing as to how unfair it is.
2: Post a new game idea on the Future Of Gaming forum. Make sure that it already is a game for some old system.
And the number 1 way to win a game...
1: Remember it's quantity over quality! Just post loads of stuff! Don't bother trying to write something original, witty or well written. It's a waste of time!
Any further tips?