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;cD > (Note : Borat Sagdiyev does NOT condone bathing with electrical appliances)
;cD > (Note : Borat Sagdiyev does NOT condone bathing with electrical appliances)
I got 27pence, so now I can start to rebuild my life.
:|
Jeffrey dropped half a digestive biscuit in his tea, he got £7000.
and heres another :
Bungles M&Ms melted in his hand, not in his mouth, he got £40,000
and so on.
What should I do with my toaster?
> What should I do with my toaster?
Take it apart piece by piece and begin swallowing them. Then sit back and prey for some kind of metallic poisoning.
Stick a pencil up each nostril, with sharp end in you.
Sit on a school desk.
Slam your head down as hard a possible.
The dude who did it died.
> Alternatively, stab yourself with a pencil and hope you get led
> poisoning.
You would need some sort of time travelling device, its standard now that graphite is used.
> This was actually done;
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> Stick a pencil up each nostril, with sharp end in you.
> Sit on a school desk.
> Slam your head down as hard a possible.
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> The dude who did it died.
garbage thats an urban legend, everyones heard it.
as for what to do when you have no bath in your house, heres an over-elaborate suicide method :
jack the front end of a (front wheel drive) car off the ground. Jump in it, start it up, start accelerating til you're in 5th gear and the wheels are spinning at a helluva rate. put a brick on the accelerator. jump out, position your head underneath a wheel. Kick the Jack !!
Hey presto, eternal darkness and silence is your reward, and NO MORE DISSERTATION.
should you not have a car, or access to one, running with scissors for long enough may produce a good result